William Montgomery

Hall of Famer with the record for most appearances and most interviews in show history, introduced with his full nickname reel (Vanilla Gorilla, Memphis Strangler, Goliath of Grand Prairie, Duke of Dallas, Mayor of Mineral Wells). Unusually topical minute this week - Tiger Woods, the Easter Bunny, Prince, Iran - which he said was a deliberate switch-up because Tony had been on him about 70s and 80s references. Interview was classic self-sabotage: he had the Dallas crowd fully on his side, then trashed the food quality at Buc-ee's in the heart of Texas and insulted Redban, before recommending beaver nuggets in whole milk as cereal.

Hall of Fame regular opening the show, introduced as holding the record for most appearances and most interviews in the show's history. Interview covered dropping his phone into a toilet in San Diego and a scam ticket site run out of Ukraine using his name. Also walked the panel through his oven-fajita recipe.

Weekly regular and Hall of Famer introduced as having more sets than anyone in the show's 13-year history; nicknames given include the Saratoga Singer, the Memphis Strangler and the vanilla gorilla. Opened the show with a new minute built largely on Redban's mother, Ozempic and a Jesse Jackson bit. In the interview he described writing in a Star Wars-filled home office, rowing 200 miles in February, and spending hours a day rolling and brushing walnuts.

Weekly regular and all-time record holder for appearances and interviews on the show; unusually opened the episode instead of closing it. Set covered Epstein, spam email and a stolen Razor scooter in Tucson. Interview was dominated by his admission that he had watched 30-40 episodes of the children's show Blippi in a week and his obsessive rowing (210,000 meters since February).

Opened the show instead of closing it; Tony billed him as a Hall of Famer with the record for most appearances and most interviews. Did topical one-liners, then talked about his bong collection, Aphex Twin, rowing machine and artery plaque. Tony noted William is one of the rare acts allowed to make his interview answers largely fictional.

Opened the show instead of closing it; introduced as the all-time appearance record holder and a living Kill Tony Hall of Fame member, with nicknames including the Memphis Strangler and the Titan of Tacoma. Said he has been in a bad funk but has started rowing again, roughly 65 miles over six days. Interview centered on his thrifted vintage 1990s vest that the panel said looked like nachos.

Closed the show as the all-time appearances and interviews record holder and Kill Tony Hall of Famer, billed as the Memphis Strangler, the vanilla gorilla and the big red machine. Said he had fallen off his rowing machine habit in favor of marathon video game sessions and collecting vintage jigsaw puzzles. Turning 39 on January 26.

Closed the show as the all-time record holder for appearances and interviews and a Kill Tony Hall of Fame member, with a brand new minute of one-liners. The interview centered on his history as a competitive cyclist and childhood fandom of panel guest Lance Armstrong, including that Armstrong never followed him back on Instagram.

Closed the show with the most appearances and interviews in Kill Tony history, introduced as the Memphis Strangler and the big red machine. Interview covered his rowing machine, a 1000-piece cake jigsaw puzzle, Metamucil and his digestion, plus a roast battle with Redban. Named a Predator scene as his favourite Stallone work before correcting to Rocky III.

Hall of Fame regular closing the show, introduced as the Memphis Strangler and the vanilla gorilla, from Memphis, Tennessee and 38 years old. New minute of one-liners followed by an interview about buying hats on eBay, a grudge against a FedEx driver, his lapsed rowing machine routine, and a detailed account of his jigsaw puzzle method.

Weekly regular and Hall of Famer closing the show, introduced as holding the record for the most appearances and most interviews in show history. Did a short in-and-out minute, then talked about a three-week funk after stopping his rowing machine because of his sciatic nerve, buying Oriental rugs and lamps on eBay, and birds and owls repeatedly flying into his windows. Ended by trying to make himself cry on camera.

The show's long-time regular who discussed his recent viral set and his new obsession with buying oriental rugs on eBay. He closed the show with jokes about Smokey and the Bandit and FedEx drivers.

The long-time weekly regular closer of the show. He discussed a recent viral incident where he was heckled and joined on stage by a stranger during a festival set in Austin. He mentioned losing weight using Mounjaro and his love for Papa John's pizza.

The show's long-time closing regular, known as the Big Red Machine. He discussed his obsession with the video game Ghost of Yotei and his significant weight loss using Tirzepatide. He closed the show with his signature shouty style and interaction with the guests.

The show's long-time closing regular, originally from Memphis. He showed off a new 'puppy cut' haircut and talked about his cousin's wedding. He claimed to have reached 2 million meters on his rowing machine.

The long-time weekly regular closer of the show. He discussed his recent shows in Tacoma, his fitness routine on the rowing machine, and his interactions with fans.

The long-standing weekly regular known as the 'Big Red Machine.' He closed the show with a minute about Batman's finances and an interview regarding his recent trip to Salt Lake City.

The long-time weekly regular closer known as the Big Red Machine. He performed a set involving Redban's yearbook and discussed his health issues, specifically his A1C levels. He claimed to be seeking treatment at a Chinese medicine clinic.

The long-time weekly regular closer who performed a new minute addressing Cam Patterson's SNL news. He shared a story about meeting Carrot Top in the Memphis airport in 2003. He concluded the show with his signature high-energy shouting and banter with Redban.

The long-time weekly regular and Hall of Famer. He performed a minute featuring jokes about Cracker Barrel and Amy Schumer. His interview focused on a conspiracy theory regarding Courtney Love being responsible for various celebrity deaths.

The long-time weekly regular from Memphis. He discussed an upcoming intervention for a friend and his recent obsession with rowing and Metamucil.

The long-time weekly regular known as the Big Red Machine. He closed the show with a set about turning gay at Dollar General and his new hobby of doing complex puzzles.

The long-time weekly regular and Kill Tony Hall of Famer who closed the show with his signature shouting style. He discussed his recent health scare involving a clogged carotid artery and his new medication, statins. He ended the episode by incorporating the 'Bags and Boxes' song into his set.

The long-time weekly regular closer. He mentions rowing nearly a million meters to lower his A1C. He performs his signature high-energy set and shouts at an audience member who interrupts him.

The longest-running regular in the show's history, originally from Memphis, Tennessee. He performed his signature shout-style comedy and sang 'Rocky Top'. He closed the show with a news-style segment.