KT #590

Performed a minute about fake service dogs and mopeds. He also joked about a dead raccoon in his crawl space. He mentioned headlining on the road and making a lot of money recently.

He works in IT and discussed his mother being a stripper and his father being a bodybuilder turned lawyer. From Dallas, he has been doing comedy since September and is a former professional video game player. This was his first time on the show.

His set focused on the logistics of nearly ruining his pants in a bar. A tech sales worker who has been married for six months. This was his first time doing stand-up, having signed up on a whim with a friend.

An electrical project manager and Ducati rider who has three grown children. This was her first time performing stand-up comedy. She shared stories about working in a male-dominated environment and her single life.

Now 67 years old, she performed a high-energy set and sang a song with the band. A long-time show legend who first started comedy on Kill Tony in 2016, she recently legally changed her name to Princess Aphrodite.

He discussed being court-martialed for excessive profanity during his service. A retired Army veteran from Tennessee who served in artillery and was once a drill sergeant. This was his first time on the show.

Originally from Seattle, he moved to Austin a week prior to the show after quitting his job at a bank. This was his first time doing stand-up, and his set about gun violence was poorly received by the audience. He mentioned a past experience of temporary blindness from hallucinogenic mushrooms.

A former chemist from Chicago now living in San Diego who creates content for OnlyFans. He is a cancer survivor (Hodgkin's lymphoma) and called his father, Alfonso, live on stage. This was his first time performing stand-up.

He discussed his plans to visit his parents for Christmas and his father's health history, the show's longest-running regular, originally from Memphis. He performed a minute wearing a white turtleneck, leading to comparisons to Frosty the Snowman and Yukon Cornelius.