KT #750 - LANCE ARMSTRONG + MATT MCCUSKER + TIM BUTTERLY

First bucket pull of the night. Both parents are from Jordan; he was born and raised in Oklahoma City and splits his stage time between there and Austin, with four or five years in comedy. Drives for Uber, is starting to get booked at the Creek and the Cave, and runs the world's largest Milli Vanilli Facebook fan group at about 7,000 members.

A returning bucket pull, not a first-timer, and Tony called it his best set on the show. Describes himself as a club-foot Puerto Rican from Mississippi with four or five years in comedy. Works at the Vulcan Gas Company and sells weed out of a bus that was recently robbed; his father, whose name he carries, was murdered while he was still in the womb. Upgraded to a big joke book.

First time on the show, about two years in standup. Originally from Kansas City and now living in Clearwater, Florida, where his wife is doing an internal medicine residency. Works a corporate IT help desk job and flew in while his Kansas City comedy friends drove. Received a big joke book.

Recurring evil-clown character introduced as a special treat with a brand new minute of dark one-liners about a deer, Christmas lights and luminol. In the interview he described spending his days in full makeup running errands, working out at Dick's Sporting Goods, a new rowing machine, and past stints at the DMV and doing DoorDash in character.

Roughly his tenth time ever on stage; he started just before the pandemic while in PA school, stopped, and restarted a couple of months ago. Lives in Miami and works as a physician assistant in an emergency room. Married to a woman he met in PA school who works in aesthetics; much of the interview turned into a medical Q&A with the panel.

First time on the show despite 13 years in standup, which Tony noted showed in his stage presence. Canadian, born in Winnipeg and raised in a small town in southern Alberta before starting comedy out east in Toronto. Mixed race with a white mother and a black father who was killed at 37 during a clothing-store robbery. Runs a social media channel about ordering the same restaurant meal daily, and recently got engaged with a baby due in February.

Introduced as a regular and 'the dark storm of Atlanta,' pulled out of the bucket only five or six weeks earlier. New minute about the ghetto stealing Christmas. Brought a slingshot and a laminated homemade permit on stage and fired a joke book into the crowd; mentioned a sold-out Christmas show at the Earl in Atlanta.

Returning performer, 23 years old, two years into comedy, all of it in Austin. From Alaska with a Dominican father who fled there after scamming charges, was deported, and died of pneumonia a few months before the taping; his mother is a drug user. Works at a hemp shop and films himself giving homeless people haircuts. Bombed but was upgraded from a small to a medium joke book.

Returning performer who had previously appeared around episode 743. Visibly drunk after a vodka pitcher at Shakespeare's; blew a 0.15 on the show's breathalyzer, administered on stage with Officer Barbosa of the Austin Police Department present. A stunt driver by trade who saved up money to spend time in Austin. Lost the big joke book she had earned previously.

Returning performer given the hard slot following the Ron White and Pauly Shore drop-ins. Works as a veterinary technician handling anesthesia; her mother was killed by a car and she is also a widow after her partner died in a car accident. Interview ran long on veterinary stories. Already held a big joke book.

Final bucket pull of the night. Counts this as his first real appearance since his only prior slot was a turbo round. Fourteen years in standup out of Chattanooga, Tennessee, and recently moved to Austin. Works IT tech support, plays D&D and paints miniatures, and was formerly the vocalist in a Christian metal band called With Faith or Flames, which he demonstrated on stage. Got a big joke book.

Closed the show as the all-time record holder for appearances and interviews and a Kill Tony Hall of Fame member, with a brand new minute of one-liners. The interview centered on his history as a competitive cyclist and childhood fandom of panel guest Lance Armstrong, including that Armstrong never followed him back on Instagram.