KT #738 - ANDREW SANTINO + JIMMY CARR

Originally from the Bronx, New York, he has lived in Austin for nine months. He works in a factory assembling computer parts and famously cut off his ponytail on stage to donate to a cancer charity.

A local Austin pool cleaner who has been doing comedy for about two and a half years. His set focused on Epstein's Island and his disdain for being 'tricked' by fat girls on dating apps.

A delivery driver and security guard who has been in Austin for two months. He discussed his history of incarceration, including serving time for marijuana possession and a conspiracy involving human smuggling.

A 22-year-old landscaper from El Paso who has been doing comedy for four years. He was visibly nervous during his interview, repeatedly claiming he was gay as a defense mechanism.

A comedian of eight years who builds circuit boards for a living. He is half-Mexican and enjoys horror movies and coloring books in his spare time.

Known as the 'Estonian Assassin,' he is a weekly regular on the show. He performed a minute about the differences between men and women in professional chess and shared stories from his recent US tour.

A comedian who has been sober for four and a half years following struggles with cocaine and alcohol. He shared a story about calling into work sick while he was actually already at the workplace.

A Jersey Mike's employee who has been doing comedy for three years. After a strong set about his weight and experiences in Europe, Tony Hinchcliffe awarded him a Golden Ticket.

A Kill Tony Hall of Famer and legendary roaster who made a surprise appearance. He performed a minute about smoke detectors in black households before engaging in a roast battle with guest Jimmy Carr.

A 'Tyrish' (Thai-Irish) comedian who returned to comedy in 2024 after a 12-year hiatus to raise her family. She lives in Bee Cave, Texas, and is married to a custom home builder.

Originally from Guatemala and adopted by a family in Detroit, he has cerebral palsy in his left arm. He shared a wild story about winning third place in a 'prettiest butthole' competition and an encounter at a local strip club.

The long-standing weekly regular known as the 'Big Red Machine.' He closed the show with a minute about Batman's finances and an interview regarding his recent trip to Salt Lake City.