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Kill Tony #682 (Sep 13, 2024) with panel guests Donald Trump (Shane Gillis), Joe Biden (Adam Ray) and Dave Attell

KT #682

Released Sep 13, 20242h 30mMadison Square Garden, New York, NY29 comedians4.8M views
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Lineup

  1. 1
    Dave Attell3:35Guest

    A New York comedy icon and legendary stand-up comedian, he joins the panel as a primary guest for the Madison Square Garden show.

  2. 2
    Joe BidenPlayed by Adam Ray5:42Guest

    Adam Ray performed in character as Joe Biden. He is a frequent guest and fan favorite known for his improvised crowd work and impressions, while performing in character as Joe Biden.

  3. 3
    Donald Trump (Shane Gillis)10:32Guest

    Shane Gillis performed in character as Donald Trump. He joins the panel alongside 'Joe Biden' for a presidential-themed roast of the performers, while performing in character as Donald Trump.

  4. 4
    William Montgomery14:15Regular

    The longest-running regular in the show's history, known as the Big Red Machine, he performs a set about Delta Airlines and Kamala Harris while wearing a prison jumpsuit.

  5. 5
    Michael Palumbo19:42Bucket Pull

    Age 20, comedian from New Jersey with nearly two years in comedy, he incorporates beatboxing into his set and mentions working in customer service and with special needs kids.

  6. 6
    Harland Williams24:37Special Appearance

    Introduced from the 'Legends Bucket' for a special MSG set, he tells a dark, fictional story about his parents and hockey before joining the panel as a guest.

  7. 7
    Ray Robinson27:13Bucket Pull

    He jokes about his height and unemployment, leading to Tony measuring him on stage to reveal he is 6'1" rather than his claimed 6'3". A comedian from New York/Connecticut who has been doing stand-up for eight years.

  8. 8
    Ahren Belisle34:45Golden Ticket

    A Canadian golden ticket winner and new American citizen who uses a text-to-speech device for his comedy. He performs a set about gender and his recent success on America's Got Talent.

  9. 9
    Joe DeRosa39:51Special Appearance

    A New York veteran comedian pulled from the 'Legends Bucket' on his birthday, he performs a set about buying a house in Pennsylvania and the authenticity of New York's Chinatown.

  10. 10
    Brian Oyola43:00Bucket Pull

    He discusses his history with clinical depression and living with a paranoid schizophrenic. A Puerto Rican and Ecuadorian comedian who works in software testing for first responders.

  11. 11
    Martin Phillips50:00Golden Ticket

    A golden ticket winner from Austin, Texas, who has cerebral palsy, he performs a set about wheelchair rugby and atheism, and later participates in a footrace against 'Joe Biden' on stage.

  12. 12
    Jim Norton55:36Special Appearance

    A legendary New York comedian pulled from the 'Legends Bucket', he performs a long set about the Nirvana 'Nevermind' baby and his marriage to a transgender woman.

  13. 13
    Sid Claypool1:00:10Bucket Pull

    He discusses his past heroin addiction and getting into a physical altercation with a couple the night before the show, age 29, performing stand-up for the first time ever.

  14. 14
    Ari Shaffir1:07:11Special Appearance

    A long-time friend of the show who makes an unscheduled appearance, he performs a theatrical bit involving a prosthetic vagina to bypass the arena's rules against exposing himself.

  15. 15
    Ari Matti1:13:48Regular

    He performs a new minute about his preference for 'fat women' and his desire for a visa. From Estonia who is currently seeking American citizenship.

  16. 16
    Tom Alfano1:19:13Bucket Pull

    A comedian of four years who works for the Nassau County government. He is mocked by the panel for his flat physical appearance and his past job euthanizing dogs.

  17. 17
    Sal Vulcano1:25:32Special Appearance

    A New York comedian and star of Impractical Jokers pulled from the 'Legends Bucket', he performs a set about his 23andMe results and the concept of last meals for death row inmates.

  18. 18
    Andrew Dice Clay1:30:24Special Appearance

    A comedy legend and the first comedian to sell out MSG. He makes a surprise appearance to perform his signature adult nursery rhymes.

  19. 19
    Casey Rocket1:33:02Regular

    A high-energy regular known for his prop-based, riff-heavy style, he performs a set involving his signature movement and 'protest riffs' about air duster and crayons.

  20. 20
    Andrew Parker1:38:03Bucket Pull

    An Italian-American comedian from the audience who has been doing stand-up for eight months, he owns a med spa and tells a story about his son's confusion regarding a 'bone' in his body.

  21. 21
    Kam Patterson1:44:14Regular

    A rising star regular from Orlando, now based in Austin, he performs a controversial and high-energy set about abortion and his experience at a Yankees game.

  22. 22
    Jeff Ross1:51:23Special Appearance

    He flew in from LA to make a surprise appearance and roast the panel and guests, the 'Roastmaster General' and a long-time mentor to Tony Hinchcliffe.

  23. 23
    Alexa Cimino1:54:33Bucket Pull

    A news reporter for the Daily Mail who started comedy in March, she performs a set about her preference for dating migrants and her job in tabloid journalism.

  24. 24
    Brian Holtzman2:00:05Bucket Pull

    A dark comedy legend known for his chaotic and abrasive style, he performs a long, high-decibel set attacking Billy Joel, women's basketball, and environmentalism.

  25. 25
    Hans Kim2:09:14Regular

    Performs a quick minute about Kamala Harris and Asian ancestry. His set is shortened due to the show running into overtime.

  26. 26
    Pauly Shore2:11:16Special Appearance

    A comedy veteran whose family owns The Comedy Store, he performs a set about hipsters in the East Village and his legacy in the film industry.

  27. 27
    David Lucas2:13:24Regular

    A Hall of Fame regular and roast specialist, he performs a set about racism and carrying a gun before engaging in a roast battle with the presidential guests.

  28. 28
    Joe Rogan2:18:51Guest

    He makes a surprise appearance at the end of the show to join the stage for the finale.

  29. 29
    Joey Diaz2:19:59Special Appearance

    A legendary comedian and New Jersey native. He comes out to close the show with a high-energy speech about his history in New York and his 'candidacy' for president.

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