Scott Ramos

Says 8 to 10 years in comedy but 'bullshitting' for six of them. Set about being a terrible coworker and a fake stolen-valor exchange ('two tours in Dallas'). Works for Spectrum; on workers comp after falling through a hole the previous Tuesday - 34 stitches, leg in a pink bandage, which he unwrapped on stage to show the crowd. Did a chaotic partial set of jumping jacks anyway and came back in for daps with Tony, spooking security.