Martin Phillips

Introduced as the greatest golden ticket winner in the show's history. Deadpan, halting set of premises rather than polished jokes - hot-boxing his garage, sawing a woman in half with modern medicine, and going back in time to circumcise and convert baby Hitler rather than kill him. In the interview he said his car had been towed in LA after he misread a parking sign, and pitched two movie ideas: a man who turns his cat into a woman ('What's New Pussycat?') and Air Bud as President of the United States. Tony joked he was on ketamine.

Leadoff performer; Tony introduced him as his favorite leadoff hitter in the show's history and a golden ticket winner who keeps winning again and again. Now based in South Florida, and the panel dubbed his new look 'Trap Marty'. Brought a backpack of gift t-shirts for Tony, Redban and Michael Gonzales, all in huge sizes (one later re-gifted on stage as a 3XL prize); jokes centered on substitute teaching special-ed and a banana/condom sex-ed bit. Running interview jokes about how much he was sweating (Tony noted the stage was 76.6 degrees) and about having been doxxed as living on the 30th floor; he also landed impressions of RFK and of Tony.

Introduced as one of the greatest golden ticket winners in show history, with more opening spots and more all-time spots than any other golden ticket winner. Jokes about being too squeamish to be a surgeon, distrusting doctors, and overhearing hotel sex. Brought a homemade invention: crushed soda cans duct-taped to old sneakers as DIY tap shoes, which he demonstrated. Also did the crowd-demanded 10 jumping jacks, and riffed with Tim Butterly about Tim's thousand batting average from one college at-bat.

Introduced by Tony as one of the greatest golden ticket winners in show history, who debuts more new minutes than any other golden ticket winner. Did a brand new minute on human trafficking, wearing his sister's dress, and school dances. In the interview he showed off the dog whistle hanging around his neck, his new 'unique instrument' after discovering everyone else plays harmonica; he is legally blind and his adopted old dog is deaf, which Tony called a hell of a squad.

Opened the show; Tony introduced him as maybe the greatest golden ticket winner of all time and called him the automatic party starter. Interview centered on traveling by air with his sedated Shih Tzu mix, which soiled its carrier mid-flight on Delta.

Existing golden ticket winner brought back and introduced as perhaps the best in the show's history; he did not win a ticket in this episode. Did a new minute on medication, smoking weed through a squash and second cousins. In the interview he pulled a children's voice-changer megaphone out of his backpack and cycled through robot, ghost, alien and monster settings.

Closed the show, introduced as one of the greatest golden ticket winners in the show's history. Just back from shows in Florida, including Naples, Boca Raton and Wesley Chapel. It was panel guest Rick Ingraham's first time seeing him perform.

Golden ticket winner who performed a new minute about playing poker in Vegas. He discussed his past work in a middle school and his use of Stitch Fix for styling.

A golden ticket winner who performed a set about Halloween candy and his physical disability. He discussed his recent travels to Las Vegas with Ari Matti and his plans for the upcoming holiday. Tony praised him as one of the greatest golden ticket winners in the show's history.

A regular golden ticket winner who performed a new minute using a harmonica as a comedic prop. He joked about hotels, raccoons, and his lack of actual harmonica skills.

A long-time golden ticket winner who lives in Austin. He jokes about his physical condition and recently buying a Prius.

A prolific Golden Ticket winner known for his quick wit and unique voice. He joked about the French horn and Ted Bundy. He holds the record for the most appearances by a Golden Ticket winner.