- Sets
- 38
- First
- #412
- Latest
- #780
- Span
- 368 episodes
Introduced as the greatest golden ticket winner in the show's history. Deadpan, halting set of premises rather than polished jokes - hot-boxing his garage, sawing a woman in half with modern medicine, and going back in time to circumcise and convert baby Hitler rather than kill him. In the interview he said his car had been towed in LA after he misread a parking sign, and pitched two movie ideas: a man who turns his cat into a woman ('What's New Pussycat?') and Air Bud as President of the United States. Tony joked he was on ketamine.
APPEARANCES
Newest first
Episode #779
Golden TicketBrought a backpack of gift t-shirts for Tony, Redban and Michael Gonzales, all in huge sizes (one later re-gifted on stage as a 3XL prize); jokes centered on substitute teaching special-ed and a banana/condom sex-ed bit, while running interview jokes about how much he was sweating (Tony noted the stage was 76.6 degrees) and about having been doxxed as living on the 30th floor; he also landed impressions of RFK and of Tony, leadoff performer; Tony introduced him as his favorite leadoff hitter in the show's history and a golden ticket winner who keeps winning again and again, now based in South Florida, and the panel dubbed his new look 'Trap Marty'.
Guests: Adam Ray.
Episode #772
Golden TicketJokes about being too squeamish to be a surgeon, distrusting doctors, and overhearing hotel sex. Brought a homemade invention: crushed soda cans duct-taped to old sneakers as DIY tap shoes, which he demonstrated. Also did the crowd-demanded 10 jumping jacks, and riffed with Tim Butterly about Tim's thousand batting average from one college at-bat, introduced as one of the greatest golden ticket winners in show history, with more opening spots and more all-time spots than any other golden ticket winner.
Guests: Joe Derosa, Tim Butterly.
Episode #768
Golden TicketDid a brand new minute on human trafficking, wearing his sister's dress, and school dances, introduced by Tony as one of the greatest golden ticket winners in show history, who debuts more new minutes than any other golden ticket winner. In the interview he showed off the dog whistle hanging around his neck, his new 'unique instrument' after discovering everyone else plays harmonica; he is legally blind and his adopted old dog is deaf, which Tony called a hell of a squad.
Guests: Shane Gillis, James Mccann.
Episode #763
Golden TicketInterview centered on traveling by air with his sedated Shih Tzu mix, which soiled its carrier mid-flight on Delta. Opened the show; Tony introduced him as maybe the greatest golden ticket winner of all time and called him the automatic party starter.
Guests: Jeff Ross.
Episode #760
Golden TicketDid a new minute on medication, smoking weed through a squash and second cousins, while existing golden ticket winner brought back and introduced as perhaps the best in the show's history; he did not win a ticket in this episode, in the interview he pulled a children's voice-changer megaphone out of his backpack and cycled through robot, ghost, alien and monster settings.
Guests: Steve-O, Tim Butterly.
Episode #754
Golden TicketClosed the show, introduced as one of the greatest golden ticket winners in the show's history, just back from shows in Florida, including Naples, Boca Raton and Wesley Chapel. It was panel guest Rick Ingraham's first time seeing him perform.
Guests: Bert Kreischer, Rick Ingraham.
Episode #746
Golden TicketGolden ticket winner who performed a new minute about playing poker in Vegas. He discussed his past work in a middle school and his use of Stitch Fix for styling.
Guests: Adam Ray, Ian Edwards.
Episode #742
Golden TicketHe discussed his recent travels to Las Vegas with Ari Matti and his plans for the upcoming holiday. A golden ticket winner who performed a set about Halloween candy and his physical disability, tony praised him as one of the greatest golden ticket winners in the show's history.
Guests: Sam Tripoli, Tim Butterly.
Episode #733
Golden TicketHe joked about hotels, raccoons, and his lack of actual harmonica skills. A regular golden ticket winner who performed a new minute using a harmonica as a comedic prop.
Guests: Rob Schneider, Donnell Rawlings.
Episode #731
Golden TicketHe jokes about his physical condition and recently buying a Prius. A long-time golden ticket winner who lives in Austin.
Guests: Shane Gillis, Matt Mccusker.
Episode #725
Golden TicketHe joked about the French horn and Ted Bundy, a prolific Golden Ticket winner known for his quick wit and unique voice, he holds the record for the most appearances by a Golden Ticket winner.
Guests: Matt Rife, Tony Caruso.
Episode #721
Golden Ticket26th appearance. Golden ticket winner from KT #412; no new ticket was awarded this night.
Guests: Jimmy Carr.
Episode #720
Golden TicketHe joked about Mother's Day and his dog Andy recently escaping. A regular golden ticket winner who has muscular dystrophy (corrected from cerebral palsy by his mother).
Guests: Carrot Top.
Episode #715
Golden TicketA prolific golden ticket winner who performed a set wearing tap shoes. He mentioned he had just arrived in Nashville that afternoon.
Guests: Kid Rock, Mark Normand.
Episode #712
Golden TicketA fan-favorite golden ticket winner who recently quit substitute teaching to do comedy full-time. He shared a graphic story about an accident he had while teaching his final classes.
Guests: Adam Ray, Rich Vos.
Episode #707
Golden TicketHe joked about his large hands and cat litter boxes, he demonstrated a grip strength of 58.4 on a tester machine, a regular golden ticket winner with cerebral palsy.
Guests: James Mccann.
Episode #706
Golden TicketHe joked about his recent encounter with a Puerto Rican woman and his anti-anxiety medication side effects, a long-time golden ticket winner known for his distinct voice and high-energy sets.
Guests: James Mccann, Joe Derosa.
Episode #694
Golden TicketHe is a fan-favorite golden ticket winner who jokes about his disability and current events, based in Washington, D.C. and has been doing comedy for several years. He mentioned a date recently rejected him because of his association with the show.
Guests: Tommy Pope, Shawn Gardini.
Episode #686
Golden TicketA Golden Ticket winner from Austin, Texas, known for his sharp joke writing, he engages in a comedic 'race' with the Joe Biden character on stage.
Guests: Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J. Gomez, Dave Smith.
Episode #682
Golden TicketA golden ticket winner from Austin, Texas, who has cerebral palsy, he performs a set about wheelchair rugby and atheism, and later participates in a footrace against 'Joe Biden' on stage.
Guests: Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Dave Attell.
Episode #679
Golden TicketHe discusses touring with Ahren Belisle and his experiences driving with his disability, a prolific golden ticket winner known for his high-energy sets and unique physical comedy, he mentions his father makes 'Hopping John' every New Year.
Guests: Matt Rife.
Episode #676
Golden TicketHe has cerebral palsy and joked about his condition and his TV show namesake, based in Washington D.C. and has been doing comedy for several years. He recently performed in Florida and Phoenix.
Guests: Sam Morril, Chad Daniels.
Episode #674
Golden TicketOriginally from Virginia, he now lives in Austin and works as a substitute teacher during the school year. He is a golden ticket winner known for his high-energy sets and distinct physical comedy.
Guests: Sam Tallent, Ari Matti.
Episode #667
Golden TicketGuests: Adam Devine, Harland Williams.
Episode #662
Golden TicketMartin Phillips performed jokes about the logistics of being a flower and drinking Bloody Marys for breakfast. He discussed his recent success headlining at the Mothership and his upcoming performance at the Forum in Los Angeles.
Guests: Daniel Van Kirk.
Episode #659
Golden TicketHe performed an RFK Jr. impression and discussed receiving an email from a fan in an open marriage who asked him to sign an NDA, a prolific golden ticket winner with about a decade of experience in comedy, he dedicated his set to a late friend from the DC comedy scene.
Guests: David Spade, Dave Attell.
Episode #655
Golden TicketA long-time golden ticket winner with cerebral palsy originally found in Washington D.C. He performed a minute about milk cartons and being a bully in physical therapy.
Guests: Tom Green, Adam Ray.
Episode #650
Golden TicketHe discussed his upcoming headlining dates in the DC and Virginia area. A golden ticket winner who lives in Austin and still works as a substitute teacher.
Guests: Bert Kreischer, Bobby Lee, Esther Povitsky.
Episode #642
Golden TicketHe joked about his mom buying him a birthday card with 'Happy Birthday' in quotes. He discussed his cerebral palsy and how children react to his shaking, age 32, golden ticket winner living in Austin who works as a substitute teacher.
Guests: Ari Shaffir, Mark Normand, Sam Tallent.
Episode #633
Golden TicketMartin Phillips jokes about the correlation between sex dreams and trust, and compares his large hands to piano hands when giving hand jobs, while during the interview, Phillips discusses living in South Austin and working as a substitute teacher, sharing an anecdote about unknowingly trying to speak to a class of deaf students before an interpreter arrived.
Guests: Kam Patterson, David Jolly.
Episode #625
Golden TicketHe has cerebral palsy and jokes about his driving and his 'Battle of Palsy' veteran status. An OG Golden Ticket winner who recently moved to Austin from the Washington D.C. area. He is invited to perform at the Secret Show.
Guests: Post Malone, Joe Rogan, Kurt Metzger.
Episode #606
Golden TicketHe tells a story about recently being mugged and choked in D.C. He is known for his distinct physical disability and high-energy joke writing, a long-time golden ticket winner originally discovered in Washington D.C. five years prior.
Guests: Ari Shaffir, Big Jay Oakerson.
Episode #502
Golden TicketA fan-favorite performer from Washington D.C. who was visiting Austin for spring break. He is a substitute teacher with cerebral palsy who famously jumped out of a plane for his 30th birthday.
Guests: Adam Ray, Jade Catta-Preta.
Episode #460
Golden TicketHe told a story about his first time in a pornography store at age 18. A recurring favorite from Washington D.C. who has muscular dystrophy. He recently lost his job as a substitute teacher due to the pandemic and moved back in with his parents.
Episode #421
Golden TicketA comedian with muscular dystrophy from the DC area who was invited to perform after impressing the host at previous road shows. He is known for his Ariana Grande parodies.
Episode #413
Golden TicketHe joked about school shootings and his cat named Popcorn, a featured performer invited back for a second set after a successful appearance in the earlier DC show. He is a substitute teacher with muscular dystrophy with seven to eight years in comedy.
Episode #412
Bucket PullA DC-based comedian with muscular dystrophy who has been performing for seven to eight years. He works as a substitute teacher and recently released an Ariana Grande parody song. He received a standing ovation and was invited to perform again on the following show.
Career Arc
Martin Phillips is a Kill Tony golden ticket winner. The archive has 38 sets, through #780.
First pulled from the bucket in episode number 412. First set as a golden ticket winner in episode number 413.
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