Timmy No Brakes
First pulled from the bucket in #749. First golden ticket set in #755.
- Appearances
- 8
- First episode
- #729
- Most recent
- #785
- Current status
- Golden Ticket
Career arc
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Appearances
- #7851:38:06Golden Ticket?Sep 7, 2026
Long-awaited return. Tony described him as 'a golden ticket winner slash regular,' compared him to the Undertaker being saved for pay-per-views, and said it was his first appearance since Kill Tony Mania. Played a pre-made in-memoriam video for a not-yet-dead Redban.
- #7802:28:12Golden TicketMay 7, 2026
Closed the show. A golden ticket winner turned regular who Tony says has his own rule set and can do whatever he wants. Instead of a minute he staged an official roast of Tony Hinchcliffe, hitting Tony, Redban, Heidi and D Madness, then announced that Kevin Hart had not shown up and drafted Harland Williams to play Kevin Hart for the rest of the roast. He then brought up three more 'roasters' reading jokes he had written for them: 'Kevin Hart' (Harland Williams in character, roughly 2:32:56), Redban and finally Tony himself, who closed the episode with Timmy's deliberately terrible material.
- #7722:18:45FeaturedMar 28, 2026
Closed the show as the only performer Tony gives full control of the stage; does not do a minute every week. Performed in front of a green screen and a green stool, telling the crowd to imagine the visual effects that would be 'added in post' - CGI, FBI crime statistics, Bitcoin. Followed it with a fake ad read for a 'dental brush' using a green dildo as the stand-in prop, put a green-screen suit on Tim Butterly and called him Kevin Hart, and closed by bringing out a dancer he claimed was Tony's ex-girlfriend. Also pitched himself for a panel seat, which Tony announced as his upcoming panel debut.
- #7602:06:29FeaturedMar 2, 2026
Rarely available returning performer, not a bucket pull, introduced as the only person Tony lets do whatever he wants. Closed the show with a shock collar bit in which an audience member repeatedly shocked him during his minute, a horse semen taste-test challenge aimed at Tony, and a trivia segment about Tony's tap water. Not one of the era's weekly regulars.
- #7552:10:42Golden TicketFeb 2, 2026
Closed the show after a long absence; a golden ticket winner Tony said has earned the right to do whatever he wants. Opened by deliberately performing a word-for-word 'cover' of Leyla Ingalls' joke from earlier in the episode, then plugged his number one iTunes comedy album. Brought out an entourage, fired them mid-bit, recruited audience members on stage, and closed with a song duet with Adam Ray's Dr. Phil.
- #7491:25:49Bucket PullDec 8, 2025
Introduced as the most powerful bucket pull in the show's history and given free rein. Did roughly fifteen minutes of chaos, restarting his entrance three times and performing through an older black man who lip-synced while Timmy spoke off mic. Received a big joke book.
- #7411:43:12FeaturedOct 13, 2025
A high-energy character performer who recently gained fame after appearing at the Madison Square Garden shows. He performed a meta-comedy set involving a scripted intervention for Tony and an impression of a generic white guy. Tony described him as the newest biggest star of the year.
- #7291:01:28FeaturedJul 14, 2025
A high-energy performer from New Jersey making his second appearance after a viral debut. He was officially awarded a Golden Ticket during this episode. He claims to be a former drug dealer now focusing on comedy.