
Lineup
- 1Aya Amayere?7:22Golden Ticket
Her set focused on being asexual in college and her father's struggle with type 2 diabetes caused by honey and dates. She is a recent UT Austin film graduate and the show's newest golden ticket winner. She mentioned her father has a 'white slave' meth addict building a fence in his backyard.
- 2Matt Walker16:03Bucket Pull
He discussed getting his car towed in Garden Ridge, Texas, by a 'jerk' Asian cop. He was pulled for the second week in a row, having shaved his head since his last appearance at Tony's suggestion. He currently works for a wealthy woman doing odd jobs like moving Christmas decorations.
- 3Danny V24:44Bucket Pull
Originally from Las Vegas, he moved to Austin four weeks ago and currently lives in his 2015 Hyundai Accent. He works as a DoorDash driver and previously served in the Army National Guard. He shared a dark family history involving his father being in prison for a meth-fueled murder.
- 4Mason Davis35:05Bucket Pull
He joked about a black neighbor and crashing his friend's GSXR 600 motorcycle. He moved to Austin from rural Oregon in September and currently works at Boot Barn. He previously worked as a welder and saved $5,000 to make the move to the city.
- 5Michael Ridley44:55Bucket Pull
A returning performer who Tony noted had approached him off-mic the previous week claiming he was 'ready', he admitted to relapsing on alcohol recently after two years of sobriety, his set involved a character voice representing his 'ego demon' gassing him up at the gym.
- 6Kam Patterson52:22Regular
The regular performed a minute about being a bully in middle school and his father's reaction to it, the interview devolved into a chaotic roast of the band leader D Madness's pink hat. Cam also shared a story about giving his favorite jacket to the guest, Sketch, while drunk.
- 7Tim Warner1:03:48Bucket Pull
A 14-year comedy veteran who has been sober for over two years. He spoke about his recent struggles with shame and his failure to advance in the Austin's Funniest Comic competition, tony offered him a spot on the Secret Show to help boost his spirits.
- 8Eleazar Guzman1:14:38Bucket Pull
A Puerto Rican comic who moved from New York/New Jersey to Austin eight months ago. He has been doing comedy for 11 years and currently works at NADC Burger. He produces three of his own comedy shows in town and was raised as a Jehovah's Witness.
- 9Eric Ray Stone1:22:42Bucket Pull
Originally from Miami, he moved to Austin a month ago after a stint in Baltimore, he suffers from Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS) and uses a cane due to a failed hip reconstruction surgery. He has been doing stand-up for three years and previously worked at the Miami Improv.
- 10Jerry Debo Smith1:31:48Bucket Pull
He joked about being mixed-race and having a high credit score but a large physical endowment. A high-energy comic from San Antonio, originally from DC, who has been performing for 14 years. Tony was so impressed by his performance that he invited him to perform at the Secret Show.
- 11Sam Coakes1:40:02Bucket Pull
Originally from Sarnia, Ontario, he has been doing comedy for about a year in Austin. He works in HVAC door-to-door sales and previously spent a year living in a van in Australia planting trees, he noted that tree planting pays 10 to 25 cents per tree.
- 12Gina Hyena1:45:10Bucket Pull
Her set focused on her past relationship with a pimp who eventually went into real estate. A returning comic who lived in Austin from 2018-2020 before moving back to New York. She is currently dating a psychiatrist and was invited to perform at the Secret Show.
- 13William Montgomery1:51:28Regular
The show's long-time closing regular performed a minute featuring jokes about Hunter Biden and a man dying in a tanning bed. He appeared with a new braided hairstyle for 'Native American Heritage Day', the set concluded with his signature shouting and a improvised song about Christmas cookies and candy canes.