Tom Kuetski

Polish comic, a returning face ('Tom is back') who had spent three months in Austin last year and landed back in America one week before this show, driving up from Austin. Set was about Polish accents not being sexy, Poland having no oil, and Poles being 'white people without white privilege.' Speaks Spanish as his mandatory second language because of German-related PTSD. Tony brought a Latina audience member on stage for his first Latina kiss and he refused out of loyalty to his girlfriend in Poland, so band member Michael Gonzales kissed her instead. Invited to the Secret Show. Surname is heavily mangled by the auto-captions.