KT #514

Hans Kim jokes about the poor quality of fireworks photos taken on an iPhone 6, he also comments on the name Tanner being exclusively for white people and notes that rednecks can survive any wilderness situation except for one involving equal rights.

Justin Essenmacher jokes about discovering he has herpes after taking a DNA heritage test. He also discusses his background as a screamer in a hardcore band called Ambush the Sky and demonstrates his vocal style on stage.

Jason Rodriguez jokes about being a Mexican who gets quizzed on his heritage and defines gaslighting as women being confused about how right he is, while during his interview, he mentions he recently moved from Orange County and is skilled at assembling furniture.

Nelson Valen jokes about his handlebar mustache and compares the low earnings of a veteran comedian to those of an accountant. He mentions he moved from Miami to Texas only 24 hours prior and performs a brief dance for the audience.

Zach Silverman jokes about feminism and real heroes, comparing Amelia Earhart's flight to the gender pay gap, while during his interview, he removes his shirt to show his physique and discusses a hernia he sustained from deadlifting 400 pounds.

William Montgomery performs an impression of a character on the Titanic and jokes about Pepsi releasing a flavor called Coke. He discusses his 50 days of sobriety and his current addiction to a mobile game called Balloons Tower Defense 6.

Sam Walker jokes about his willingness to do whatever it takes for work and offers to meet people out back for "happy days", as a Canadian roast battle champion, he engages in a roast exchange with David Lucas, targeting Lucas's style and appearance.

Gina Hyena jokes about her preference for alpha guys and the lack of calluses on men in Austin. She reveals she was previously a webcam girl under her own name and lost her job in medical device sales because of it.

He also discusses his past, noting he served 10 years in federal prison for armed bank robbery, camden Pace tells a story about racing another patient to be seen at the emergency room by faking chest pains to beat a man with a kidney stone.

Michael Lehrer jokes about the physical sensation of a satisfying bowel movement and comments on transgender athletes in the Olympics, he also lists various breast-themed restaurant chains found in Texas, including Hooters and Twin Peaks.

David Lucas joined the panel on Kill Tony #514 (Jul 19, 2021).