KT #509

Hans Kim opens the show by singing the American national anthem for Memorial Day. Tony Hinchcliffe notes that Hans is in the bucket tonight and mentions it is his birthday.

Luis J. Gomez joined the panel on Kill Tony #509 (Jun 14, 2021).

Zac Amico joined the panel on Kill Tony #509 (Jun 14, 2021).

William Montgomery jokes about his pronouns being they and whom, and mentions Barack Obama's influence on Joe Biden's border wall, while during the interview, he discusses his recent sobriety, his past use of Adderall and cocaine, and his new fondness for cinnamon raisin bread.

Fuzzy Killowee performs a set about World War III brackets and international matchups between countries like the USA, Syria, and Ghana. In his interview, he reveals he is Pakistani, works as a trainer at a Dish Network call center using the name Frank, and competes in a Madden NFL league.

Jack Pflug jokes about his father buying crack and tells a pun about a sexually harassed Pokemon called Mewtwo, he discusses moving from Syracuse, his job in software, his recent interest in boxing classes, and his bisexuality.

Jacob Shinaz jokes about the lack of a runner's high and eating soggy pizza for breakfast, he discusses his degree in ornamental horticulture, his past as a Grand Champ in Rocket League, and a recent romantic encounter on a balcony in Miami.

Nate performed a stand-up set featuring jokes about having 12 siblings, his father's stimulus checks, and a pun about being an aardvark because he likes aunts, while during the interview, the 27-year-old server and beekeeper discussed an arm injury involving an angle grinder and shared a fact about male bees dying after mating. Nate also mentioned he is from Dallas and is planning a move to Austin.

David Lucas jokes about eating booty and his desire to have a child with an Asian woman so the son can wear Jordans, he engages in a roast battle with Luis J. Gomez and Tony Hinchcliffe, mentioning a new tattoo on the back of his head dedicated to his grandfather.

David Centofanti tells a long joke about helping a friend pay for an abortion for a child who is now six years old. He mentions he is Italian Jewish, previously sang opera, and recently discovered his sister is a stripper before performing an operatic vocal piece.

Guy Brown jokes about losing 50 pounds and looking like an autistic Aaron Rodgers, while during the interview, he discusses a past concussion from a falling beam, demonstrates how he eats pussy, and mimes sucking a dick after being prompted by Tony Hinchcliffe.

Brett Forte jokes about a date who had slept with 140 men and compares her to an Xbox controller, he discusses his mother being a champion stripper in Canada and recounts being cancelled in Calgary for a joke involving a turban.

Stevana Delgado jokes about a girl on Instagram who posted a picture of her best friend's ashes in a bottle. She mentions she is from L.A., previously worked as a gas station cashier, and currently runs an online business selling skincare and shampoo.

Frank Ulloa jokes about consent and the competition that starts when a Mexican person says they are tired in a house with eight people, he discusses quitting his warehouse management job after receiving a Ridge wallet containing one thousand dollars on a previous episode.

Michael Lehrer jokes about accepting all internet cookies because he has nothing to lose due to his degenerative neurological disorder. He also jokes about never burning bridges in case he needs to find drugs.