KT #500

Dressed like a cowboy and joked about taking Adderall and looking at maps, longest standing veteran regular on the show. Announced that he is moving to Austin, Texas.

Identifies as non-binary and uses they/them pronouns. Has been doing stand-up for about three years, originally from Knoxville, Tennessee, and moved to Austin two and a half months ago. Works making posters and album covers, and was invited to perform at the Vulcan Gas Company.

Revealed he is a talented musician and sang an original song while playing guitar with the band, while performing stand-up for only the second time ever, having previously appeared on episode 499. Works in a warehouse and has a felony for criminal mischief from 2013.

Nicknamed 'Stank Toe' and has been doing stand-up for four months. Works as a professional videographer for sports, music, and comedy, and previously filmed Steve-O's special on the same stage. Shared that he is over three years sober from a past heroin addiction.

Performed a minute about intermittent fasting and Eric Thomas motivational videos before engaging in a roasting battle with Tony, veteran regular who flew in from Los Angeles, California. Announced that he is also officially moving to Austin.

Middle Eastern comic whose original family name is Abuharia, from a farming family in Bethlehem. Has been doing comedy for nine months, started in Dallas, and recently moved to Austin. Works in sales developing stores that sell IV drips and hyperbarics.

Has four children between the ages of 12 and 16, and demonstrated rolling a joint one-handed. From Port Arthur, Texas, and works as a barber doing tattoo removal. This was his first time ever performing stand-up comedy on a stage.

Originally from Las Vegas and has been doing stand-up for three years. Previously appeared on the show a couple of weeks prior, taught yoga for five years, into rock climbing, and heavily into utilizing psychedelics and microdosing.

Performing comedy for only his third time. Formerly worked as a chef and is now an accountant, holding an accounting degree. Shared a dark personal story about stealing his friend's girlfriend who later passed away.

Returned to the show after a successful set a few weeks prior at Antone's. Works in pest control and officially moved to Austin on the day of the show. Was gifted a titanium Ridge Wallet containing $500 due to his notoriously large, clunky old wallet.

Legendary hip-hop artist originally from Detroit who recently moved to Austin, Texas. Made a surprise guest appearance on stage to perform an impromptu acapella rap set. Spoke briefly about his past appearance on the Detroit road show.

Grew up on a dairy farm in central Pennsylvania and was homeschooled. Moved to Austin a week and a half prior to pursue comedy and has performed around 50 times since starting in 2019. Revealed he once got a DUI and had to go to an Amish rehab with his uncle.

Beloved regular who first pulled from the bucket in December 2019. Performed a high-energy set fresh off a recovery from COVID-19, introduced his son to the stage for a special father-son comedy moment.

Performed a special minute of blind man jokes written by his father, michael Lehrer's son, originally from Wyoming. Stated he has been preparing for the night for over two years while waiting tables at Texas Roadhouse.

Disguised himself as 'Ski Mask Pete' to pull off a surprise return to the show. The former long-time Kill Tony band drummer challenged the new resident drummer, Michael Gonzalez, to an epic Mexican Drum-Off to close out the 500th episode.