KT #551

Former UFC Heavyweight Champion and professional wrestler. He is in town for Bloodsport 8 in Dallas and promoting Warbringer Bourbon.

Performed a minute about Will Smith and the Oscars. He discussed his dating life involving a Ukrainian woman and getting bit by a friend's dog while playing Settlers of Catan.

She talked about attending an ex-boyfriend's wedding in Arizona and recently refunding a man who paid her to rate a dick pic, a returning comedian known for her awkward and shy stage presence.

A dental technician and musician from Florida who previously appeared on the Miami show. After a poorly received comedy set, she performed a cover of Folsom Prison Blues on guitar, which was highly praised.

A legendary regular with ALS who returned to perform. He performed his set by singing to help his vocal clarity and played an improv game called 'World's Worst'.

A comedian and security guard at the Vulcan Gas Company who is part of the show's weight loss challenge, he weighed in at 415.8 pounds, gaining 16 pounds since his last appearance.

He joked about the differences between Irish and American women and his desire for a green card. An Irish comedian from Omagh who has previously appeared on the show in LA and Dublin.

A self-described alcoholic from Dallas visiting Austin who is currently wearing an ankle monitor for a third-degree felony, she admitted to blacking out in a parking garage and having a history of rehab stints.

The boyfriend of Victoria Evans who was invited to the stage after her interview. He is a first-generation American with a visible cut on his nose from a drunken altercation with Victoria.

The longest-standing regular who closed the show with a set focused on the movie The Legend of Bagger Vance. He wore an expensive, unusual shirt from eBay that the panel compared to a trash bag or a flotation device.