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Kill Tony #734 (Sep 8, 2025) with panel guests Dusty Slay and Martin Phillips

KT #734

Released Sep 8, 20252h 1mComedy Mothership, Austin, TX13 comedians2.5M views
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Lineup

  1. 1
    Chris Silio6:17Golden Ticket

    He is 100% blind and jokes about navigating the world like a Roomba. Originally from Miami, he recently moved to Austin. This was his first appearance cashing in his golden ticket.

  2. 2
    Pete Garza14:52Bucket Pull

    Age 23, from Laredo who has lived in Austin for five years. He has been doing comedy for a year and a half and recently lost his job as a valet. He claims to have a very large physical endowment which led to a failed threesome.

  3. 3
    Jim Telli24:48Bucket Pull

    He discussed getting circumcised in Africa at age 16 with a machete and eight shots of anesthesia, he demonstrated several accents including British and African, a merchandiser for an international beverage company who also powerlifts.

  4. 4
    Hal Sadi34:16Bucket Pull

    A Lebanese web developer who grew up in Costa Rica and has lived in Austin for three years. He has been doing comedy for about six years over a twelve-year span. He claims to suffer from PTSD and hears the sound of flies in his head.

  5. 5
    Trip Calihan40:17Bucket Pull

    Works in the produce department at H-E-B and has been in Austin for a year and a half. He grew up in Pittsburgh and went to college there. He shared a story about a high school acquaintance who attempted to become a serial killer.

  6. 6
    Doug Polk49:24Bucket Pull

    This was his second ever minute on the show, performed as part of a gambling debt to Tony. He joked about his addiction to non-alcoholic beer and being down $700,000 this year, the number one ranked heads-up Texas Hold'em poker player in the world.

  7. 7
    Matt Campbell57:07Bucket Pull

    An English comedian with a South African father who works as a valet at the W Hotel. He started comedy five years ago in Colorado following a bad breakup. He discovered his ex-girlfriend was cheating when he saw texts from a contact named 'Grandma'.

  8. 8
    Mushroom Matt1:07:48Bucket Pull

    A bartender who has worked at over 40 different restaurants and recently moved to Austin. He is a heavy user of mushrooms and has a history of hard drug use, including meth and Adderall. He claims to have high energy that managers often mistake for being on cocaine.

  9. 9
    Elena P1:18:11Bucket Pull

    A photographer and Lagree instructor visiting from Nashville. This was her first time ever doing stand-up comedy. She is dating a doctor who also performs comedy, and they met on a boat at Percy Priest Lake.

  10. 10
    Dr. Tim T1:26:34Bucket Pull

    A general practitioner from Arkansas currently living in Nashville. He has been doing stand-up for about two years and is the boyfriend of the previous performer, Elena P. Tony invited him to perform a set after interviewing Elena.

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    Carlos Lopez1:32:06Golden Ticket

    A former truck driver who recently retired to sell manufactured homes in the Hill Country. He is a new father to a three-month-old son named Jackson Walker Lopez. He is a recurring favorite on the show known for his cowboy persona.

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    Hank Garza1:41:30Bucket Pull

    He uses a BiPAP machine for sleep apnea and joked about the difficulties of dating while using the device, a stay-at-home dad based in San Antonio with three years in comedy. He previously had a rough set on the show and returned to redeem himself.

  13. 13
    William Montgomery1:47:38Regular

    He performed a minute featuring jokes about Cracker Barrel and Amy Schumer, his interview focused on a conspiracy theory regarding Courtney Love being responsible for various celebrity deaths, the long-time regular and Hall of Famer.