KT #734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS

A 23-year-old from Laredo who has lived in Austin for five years. He has been doing comedy for a year and a half and recently lost his job as a valet. He claims to have a very large physical endowment which led to a failed threesome.

A merchandiser for an international beverage company who also powerlifts. He discussed getting circumcised in Africa at age 16 with a machete and eight shots of anesthesia. He demonstrated several accents including British and African.

A Lebanese web developer who grew up in Costa Rica and has lived in Austin for three years. He has been doing comedy for about six years over a twelve-year span. He claims to suffer from PTSD and hears the sound of flies in his head.

Works in the produce department at H-E-B and has been in Austin for a year and a half. He grew up in Pittsburgh and went to college there. He shared a story about a high school acquaintance who attempted to become a serial killer.

The number one ranked heads-up Texas Hold'em poker player in the world. This was his second ever minute on the show, performed as part of a gambling debt to Tony. He joked about his addiction to non-alcoholic beer and being down $700,000 this year.

An English comedian with a South African father who works as a valet at the W Hotel. He started comedy five years ago in Colorado following a bad breakup. He discovered his ex-girlfriend was cheating when he saw texts from a contact named 'Grandma'.

A bartender who has worked at over 40 different restaurants and recently moved to Austin. He is a heavy user of mushrooms and has a history of hard drug use, including meth and Adderall. He claims to have high energy that managers often mistake for being on cocaine.

A photographer and Lagree instructor visiting from Nashville. This was her first time ever doing stand-up comedy. She is dating a doctor who also performs comedy, and they met on a boat at Percy Priest Lake.

A general practitioner from Arkansas currently living in Nashville. He has been doing stand-up for about two years and is the boyfriend of the previous performer, Elena P. Tony invited him to perform a set after interviewing Elena.

A former truck driver who recently retired to sell manufactured homes in the Hill Country. He is a new father to a three-month-old son named Jackson Walker Lopez. He is a recurring favorite on the show known for his cowboy persona.

A stay-at-home dad based in San Antonio who has been doing comedy for three years. He uses a BiPAP machine for sleep apnea and joked about the difficulties of dating while using the device. He previously had a rough set on the show and returned to redeem himself.

The long-time weekly regular and Hall of Famer. He performed a minute featuring jokes about Cracker Barrel and Amy Schumer. His interview focused on a conspiracy theory regarding Courtney Love being responsible for various celebrity deaths.