- Sets
- 33
- First
- #568
- Latest
- #790
- Span
- 222 episodes
A recurring character on the show for four years who performed a guest set. He discussed dating a 'witch' he met at a Renaissance Fair and mentioned he is currently training for a fight at Skankfest.
APPEARANCES
Newest first
Episode #781
Special AppearanceRecurring favorite, introduced by Tony with a joke that he had a golden ticket winner arrive but was not sure Laser actually is one, calling him a 'growing scumbag favorite of the show.' Minute covered a recent trip to Calgary, Canada and COVID vaccine material, delivered raw enough that Tony warned parts would have to be bleeped for YouTube. Interview was mostly a story about sleeping with a porn star he had long admired, plus a claim that he is training for a fight and sober, which Tony immediately disputed.
Guests: Jeff Arcuri.
Episode #761
Special AppearanceFeatured non-bucket set by a comic born and raised on the outskirts of Houston (Richmond/Rosenberg). Tony noted he has never officially been a golden ticket winner or a regular, but became famous for being funny offstage, started comedy on Kill Tony and now headlines nationally, tony grouped him with the golden ticket winners and regulars in the closing credits.
Guests: Adam Ray, Kim Congdon.
Episode #758
Special AppearanceOpened the show outside the bucket; Tony called him one of the most polarizing figures in the show's history and noted he has grown from 'a nephew' to 'an uncle', austin-based. Did a new minute and followed up with a story about winning a date through Kim Congdon's dating show.
Guests: Donnell Rawlings, Trevor Wallace.
Episode #735
Special AppearanceA recurring character in the Kill Tony universe who performed a set focused on his recent acting role in a Western series. He is a massive fan of Triple H and wore a DX shirt for the occasion, he continues to be a polarizing figure on the show.
Guests: Triple H, Carrot Top.
Episode #732
Special AppearanceA former regular who returned to close the show in William Montgomery's absence, tony praised his growth from a 'character' to a working comedian with actual punchlines. He shared stories about his car being stolen by homeless people and his merch being found in a police sting.
Guests: Ali Siddiq, Kim Congdon.
Episode #724
Special AppearanceHe discussed his relationship issues with his girlfriend Gina, his use of testosterone, and his habit of talking to people in bathrooms, a polarizing former regular invited back for a set.
Guests: Joe Derosa, Ari Matti.
Episode #719
Special AppearanceHe discussed his past and his current use of Adderall during the interview. A recurring character on the show who performed a set about a cuckolding encounter.
Guests: Harland Williams.
Episode #715
Special AppearanceHe performed a set focused on his past drug use and sexual encounters, a recurring character on the show known for his wild stories and oil-field persona.
Guests: Kid Rock, Mark Normand.
Episode #708
Special AppearanceA polarizing recurring performer with three years in comedy. He claimed his merchandise was stolen by homeless people in Santa Fe, New Mexico. He mentioned he is currently dating a doctor.
Guests: H. Foley, Kevin Ryan.
Episode #706
Special AppearanceHe wore a euthanized husky around his neck and talked about his touring life and sobriety, a former oil field worker and controversial recurring guest on the show.
Guests: James Mccann, Joe Derosa.
Episode #694
Special AppearanceA recurring character on the show known for his high-energy, oil-field persona. He claimed to be sober during this appearance and brought out UFC legend Cowboy Cerrone as a guest, he focused his set on recent political events and his time in Los Angeles.
Guests: Tommy Pope, Shawn Gardini.
Episode #689
Special AppearanceA recurring character on the show who performed a set about coaching Little League and single mothers. He claimed to be sober and mentioned he was taking acting classes for a Western film, he ended his set by playing the harmonica.
Guests: Harland Williams, Dr. Phil.
Episode #681
Special AppearanceHe discussed his experience at Madison Square Garden and his struggles with sobriety, a recurring character and former regular on the show.
Guests: Greg Fitzsimmons, Sam Jay.
Episode #664
Special AppearanceHe performed a minute about doing drugs with a Jehovah's Witness. He also discussed a recent mushroom trip he shared with regular Kam Patterson, a recurring character on the show known for his gravelly voice and wild stories.
Guests: Kam Patterson, William Montgomery, Casey Rocket.
Episode #657
Special AppearanceA recurring character and former oil field worker known for his wild stories and raspy voice. He spoke about his recent health issues and encountering a kangaroo in a diaper at a woman's apartment.
Guests: Rich Vos, Dom Irrera, Eleanor Kerrigan.
Episode #651
Special AppearanceHe performed a minute about almond milk and trans identity. A recurring guest performer who Tony noted is improving his writing.
Guests: Ari Shaffir.
Episode #645
Special AppearanceHe discussed his past working in the oil fields and his current financial struggles. A frequent guest/performer who requested to go back-to-back with Kam Patterson to tell his side of a story.
Guests: Louis Katz.
Episode #635
Special AppearanceHe discussed childhood trauma related to his grandmother's dolls and his history with infomercials. A recurring guest who returned to perform a new minute.
Guests: Duncan Trussell, Lil' Hobo.
Episode #632
Special AppearanceClaimed to be three days sober from cocaine (until that night) and discussed learning to actually write jokes rather than winging it, invited back for a 'redemption' set on his 33rd birthday. Tony called it his best set ever.
Guests: Suga Sean O'malley, Joe List.
Episode #618
Special AppearanceHis set focused on a cuckolding story from Las Vegas, a controversial performer with about eight or nine months of experience in comedy. He challenged Hans Kim for the regular spot but lost the audience vote.
Guests: Trevor Wallace, Brian Simpson.
Episode #606
Special AppearanceAn invited performer returning after a controversial past appearance to claim he is three weeks sober from cocaine, he mentions doing DMT and joining a Jiu-Jitsu gym. He has only been doing stand-up for three months and is scheduled to headline in Dallas.
Guests: Ari Shaffir, Big Jay Oakerson.
Episode #600
Bucket PullUncle Lazer was pulled from the bucket on Kill Tony #600 (Mar 13, 2023).
Guests: Chris Distefano.
Episode #599
Special AppearanceRoseanne challenged him to move past 'poop dick' jokes and use his swagger for more meaningful comedy. An oil field worker from Texas who had been doing comedy for about six months at the time.
Guests: Roseanne.
Episode #598
Special AppearanceAn invited guest performer who had been doing comedy for six months at the time. He performed a high-energy set about cocaine and paid Tony $1,000 cash to settle a Super Bowl bet.
Guests: Brian Moses, Thai Rivera.
Episode #597
Special AppearanceA recurring character and friend of the show who started comedy about six or seven months prior after leaving the oil fields. He is known for his high-energy, '70s wrestler persona. He recently filmed a commercial and is taking acting classes.
Guests: Jim Florentine, Punkie Johnson, Eddie Pepitone.
Episode #592
Special AppearanceHe discussed a recent incident involving a weed gummy and working on a rig during a polar vortex. He works in the oil fields and has been doing comedy for five months. Tony notes he is not a regular but performs when he is in town.
Guests: Joe Rogan, Jessie Johnson.
Episode #589
Special AppearanceAn oil field worker and recurring guest performer known for his high-energy, 70s-rock-star persona. He closed the show by playing harmonica with the Kill Tony Band.
Guests: Ron White.
Episode #588
Special AppearanceHe is a regular guest who works in the Texas oil fields and is about to leave to film a hunting show, he mentions having a warrant for his arrest due to credit card fraud involving his mother. He performed a special set before the bucket pulls began.
Guests: Brian Simpson.
Episode #587
Bucket PullAn Austin-based performer who claims to be 32 years old. He grew up in a poor household where his mother worked for Frito-Lay for 33 years. He performed a blues song on a harmonica he pulled from a gun case.
Guests: Kurt Metzger.
Episode #584
Special AppearanceHe discussed his plans to quit the oil fields to pursue comedy full-time. An oil field worker from the Texas/New Mexico border who has become a recurring character on the show, tony introduced him as a special guest rather than a bucket pull.
Guests: Ryan Long, Chris Faga.
Episode #568
Bucket PullFrom Beasley, Texas, he works in the oil fields in New Mexico on a two-week rotation. He claimed to be a near-grandmaster at chess and delivered a high-energy set about his rural upbringing.
Guests: Erik Griffin.
Career Arc
Uncle Lazer stepped outside the bucket lineup for 33 special appearances, beginning on #568 (Aug 1, 2022) with guest Erik Griffin.
First pulled from the bucket in episode number 568.
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