Mason Bird
First pulled from the bucket in #729. First golden ticket set in #748.
- Appearances
- 5
- First episode
- #729
- Most recent
- #774
- Current status
- Golden Ticket
Career arc
Oldest to newestThis arc reflects the episodes indexed so far, not the full history of the show.
Appearances
- #7745:41Golden TicketMay 4, 2026
Past golden ticket winner opening the show with a brand new minute; Tony noted they do not get to see him often. Set covered being fat, a Caesar dressing joke, and living with a lesbian roommate. In the interview he explained he fell in love with a lesbian co-worker (he was a sous chef, she was a waitress and the bar owner's little sister), told her, was rejected, and eventually threatened to quit unless she moved out. Also talked about his older sister claiming not to know she was pregnant, and her boyfriend named Blue.
- #7487:07Golden TicketDec 1, 2025
Returning golden ticket winner opening the show with a brand new minute. Follow-up interview covered getting fired from a Jersey Mike's for chronic lateness and stealing sandwiches, plus an extended riff on junk-food habits. Did a short bonus joke after his closer.
- #7381:21:10Bucket PullSep 22, 2025
A Jersey Mike's employee who has been doing comedy for three years. After a strong set about his weight and experiences in Europe, Tony Hinchcliffe awarded him a Golden Ticket.
- #7321:50:31Bucket PullAug 4, 2025
Originally from Detroit and now living in Austin, he has been doing comedy for three years and works at Jersey Mike's. He joked about his weight and his preference for dating black women. This was his second time on the show.
- #7291:22:47Bucket PullJul 14, 2025
Originally from Detroit, he moved to Austin three months ago and works at Jersey Mike's. He has been doing comedy for three years and lost 150 pounds through intermittent fasting. He is a geography enthusiast who knows all the state capitals.