KT #732 - ALI SIDDIQ + KIM CONGDON

A British clown who has been doing stand-up for six years and clowning for ten. He performs a dark set involving his mother's eyes in a jar and a childhood story about keeping a friend's severed fingertip. Tony notes he is not a regular or golden ticket winner but an 'instant legend' invited back for a second time.

From Austin, originally California, she has been doing comedy for six months. She works in venture capital and previously worked at NASA in bioengineering. Her set focused on her attempt to sell a 1969 Mustang via a dedicated website.

A video editor living in Austin for five years, originally from New Jersey. He has been doing comedy for a decade and recently had a baby. He met his wife, a Scottish immigrant, while barking for his show at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

A vet tech living in Austin who has been doing comedy for nearly two years. She is half Puerto Rican and a widow whose husband passed away in a truck accident. This was her second time on the show, and she received a joke book for being the best pull of the night so far.

A 42-year-old performing stand-up for the first time, claiming the Holy Spirit told him to sign up. He discussed his Asperger's diagnosis, his three children (one of whom he suspects is not his), and his mother and sister stealing $3.4 million from an oil company. He revealed his ex-wife was a sex worker he discovered on Reddit.

Making his fourth appearance on the show, he jokes about his resemblance to David Blaine and Adam Sandler. He recently lost 55 pounds and was hit by a car while riding a Lime scooter. He mentioned being diagnosed with autism late in life.

A professional comedian from Canada with 15 years of experience who now performs at the Comedy Mothership. Tony invited him to do a minute after drinking with him at the bar the previous week. His set focused on his new son and daughter.

A chef from Houston who has been doing comedy for six months. His set struggled significantly, failing to complete a knock-knock joke. He received no joke book and was heavily roasted by the panel.

A tattoo artist who has been doing comedy on and off for five years. He is famous in the tattoo world for a viral, poorly executed Sopranos portrait of East Side Dave. He flew in the day of the show and struggled with the one-minute format.

A stay-at-home dad living in San Antonio, originally from El Paso, who has been doing comedy for three years. He is a beatboxer who makes YouTube videos and previously served in the Air Force. He shared a story about nearly being paralyzed by a flu shot reaction (Guillain-Barré syndrome).

A college professor with a doctorate who taught cultural diversity at a black college and now works at an all-girls university. She has an adopted 14-year-old daughter with special needs. This was her first time doing proper stand-up, and she received a joke book for her successful interview.

The founder of a tech company called Market Match who returned to comedy after an eight-year hiatus. He is diabetic and shared a story about nearly dying in the ICU after consuming chocolate milk. He has a wife and a six-year-old son.

Originally from Detroit and now living in Austin, he has been doing comedy for three years and works at Jersey Mike's. He joked about his weight and his preference for dating black women. This was his second time on the show.

A former regular who returned to close the show in William Montgomery's absence. Tony praised his growth from a 'character' to a working comedian with actual punchlines. He shared stories about his car being stolen by homeless people and his merch being found in a police sting.