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Chris Longoria
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Chris Longoria

Rio Grande Valley · Age 32

Bucket Pull

Sets
3
First
#652
Latest
#777
Span
125 episodes

From Corpus Christi, going on three years in comedy, and had been on the show about a month earlier with Tom Segura and Sheryl Underwood. Set was a Cash App reimbursement bit about an Airbnb trip with his friends. Drew the toughest slot of the night following Uncle G, which Tony and Myles both noted; Myles gave him the note that he should have let the room settle before starting and that the joke had too much math in it. Also talked about blacking out drinking with AEW wrestlers including Sammy Guevara, and said research since his last appearance showed his mother's side is from Spain.

APPEARANCES

Newest first
  1. Kill Tony #7771:30:13

    Episode #777

    Bucket Pull

    Guests: Myles Johnson, Fuzzy Khilji.

    Watch set at 1:30:13View episode #777
  2. Kill Tony #77048:59

    Episode #770

    Bucket Pull

    Set was about a Filipina woman he assumed was either an ICE agent or after a green card, so he proposed - punchline being he isn't legal either. Told a story about being kicked out of a Whataburger in Corpus for allegedly 'wrestling around' with his friend Matt Edgar while their headliner got arrested defending them, from Corpus Christi, two and a half years in comedy, signed up for two years before finally getting pulled, delivers packages for a living after quitting security-system installation. Admitted his 'family from Spain' claim was really Mexico.

    Guests: Tom Segura, Sheryl Underwood.

    Watch set at 48:59View episode #770
  3. Kill Tony #65235:11

    Episode #652

    Bucket Pull

    From the Rio Grande Valley and recently moved to Austin; this was his third time doing stand-up. He works with dog rescues and sells collectibles like Funko Pops. He performed a parody song of 'Bad Day'.

    Guests: Luis J. Gomez, Jeff Dye, Kim Congdon.

    Watch set at 35:11View episode #652

Career Arc

Chris Longoria first came through Kill Tony's bucket lineup on #652 (Feb 26, 2024) with guests Luis J. Gomez, Jeff Dye and Kim Congdon. He returned across 3 sets, most recently on #777 (Jul 20, 2026).

First pulled from the bucket in episode number 652.

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