Princess Rubber Ducky

First bucket pull; blind (about 2% vision in each eye) from type 1 diabetes, which also kept her out of the military after 9/11. Set was Catholic-church material ending on a kneeling-posture punchline. Moved to Austin in November and praised its accessibility; less than two years in comedy. Long automotive resume - auto body and welding, mechanics, managed seven Jiffy Lubes by 21, drove a tow truck, made six figures. Sheryl opened by asking if she was pregnant; she brought D Madness a miniature black Jesus as a gift.