Blix Hansen

First time ever doing stand-up - Tony called him the best bucket pull of the night to that point. Set was a true story about pepper spray leaking onto his partner's butt plug and the glass-of-milk aftermath. From Maryland, five years in New York, then Baltimore, where he mounted pepper spray on all three floors of a brownstone and kept a shotgun. Works in SEO and 'manipulating algorithms,' self-described gray hat; formerly a Michelin-star restaurant server. Got roasted repeatedly for wearing shorts and told never to do it again; landed his biggest laugh on a stat about Tony's search volume vs. Redban's.