Patrick Cassaday

First bucket pull of the night; about 11 months into standup and doing six to eight open mics a week in Austin. Works as night crew manager at an H-E-B and lives alone on 41st Street with a white lab named Nala after ten months in an RV. Had been on the show once before in September 2024; told the panel his mother died the same night that episode aired, and mentioned he had just bought a cheap handgun with the serial numbers filed off.

Returning performer who last appeared about two months earlier. Around 50 years old with about six months in comedy and 33 times on stage; moved to Austin in August and lives in the motor home his late father left him, about two miles from the club. Formerly in insurance, now DoorDashes on a motorcycle; kept his little joke book.

A comedian from Sacramento who has been doing standup for about a year. He shared a tragic series of events where both his parents passed away shortly after his previous appearances on the show.