Keegan Carmichael

Third appearance; the show's resident Mitch Hedberg lookalike/soundalike, which Tony dug into at length. One-liners about a stolen wallet with 8K of credit card debt, free cheese vs. paid queso on a burrito, a vegan sister eating alone on Thanksgiving, and 'in case of fire use stairs.' Claims 1,500 jokes and an hour of material, and teased an 'epiphany' he refused to explain beyond 'the ghost pivot.' Tony ended by offering him a Secret Show spot.

Second time on the show. Tony walked back the previous Mitch Hedberg comparison, saying people had vouched that the one-liner style is genuinely his. Delivers food by bicycle in Austin, once delivered to Longhorns coach Sarkisian, and got a big joke book.