Eleazar Guzman

Third appearance (he said he had been on twice before) and hits 13 years in standup in September. Former cook now doing temp work and weekend road dates, most recently Wichita, Kansas. Self-described history nerd; his set and much of the interview were history material, and he is also Puerto Rican, which made him the second Puerto Rican in a row. Notable detail: he does Uber Eats on foot because he has no car, after years of chronic anxiety and panic attacks kept him from driving at all.

1. 25:20

   Episode #782

   Aug 24, 2026

   Bucket Pull

   Guests: Ron White, Jerron Horton.

   Watch set at 25:20View episode #782
2. 39:44

   Episode #754

   Feb 2, 2026

   Bucket Pull

   Did a brand-new minute that bombed, then was asked to do an old joke that landed, not his first time; Tony recalled him from his hard-to-pronounce name. Twelve years in comedy, about ten of them in New York and New Jersey, and moved to Austin roughly a year and nine months ago. Works as a burger cook and at a dispensary; Puerto Rican mother and Peruvian father, raised Jehovah's Witness.

   Guests: Bert Kreischer, Rick Ingraham.

   Watch set at 39:44View episode #754
3. 1:14:38

   Episode #696

   Dec 16, 2024

   Bucket Pull

   A Puerto Rican comic who moved from New York/New Jersey to Austin eight months ago. He has been doing comedy for 11 years and currently works at NADC Burger. He produces three of his own comedy shows in town and was raised as a Jehovah's Witness.

   Guests: Sketch, Dave Landau.

   Watch set at 1:14:38View episode #696

Career Arc

Eleazar Guzman first came through Kill Tony's bucket lineup on #696 (Dec 16, 2024) with guests Sketch and Dave Landau. He returned across 3 sets, most recently on #782 (Aug 24, 2026).

First pulled from the bucket in episode number 696.