John Sheeran

About six months into standup in Raleigh, North Carolina; came to Austin on vacation five days earlier and is considering moving. Set was a run of wordplay about plastic plates, glass ceilings, Dollar Tree versus Family Dollar and cheap condoms. Torpedoed his own interview by saying he does not know if he likes H-E-B because a store made him bring his own bags, which turned the room and the panel against him; volleyball and having worked at Jimmy John's did not help. Yaehee, on panel, visibly tried to find him a redeeming quality. Revealed he was born with one testicle, matching Yaehee's boyfriend. Got a small joke book and an invitation to come back with a different minute.