Daniel Velasquez

Returning fan favorite, has cerebral palsy and does not drive. Set was about a friend booking him an appointment at a massage parlor for his birthday. Lives in San Antonio with his father, works the door at Riot Comedy Club on the Riverwalk and comes to Austin weekly; former TV news producer who then lost a Chick-fil-A job. When he said he had negative 58 dollars, the band, the panel, the crew and the audience took up the first fundraiser in Kill Tony history - 745 dollars plus a Waffle House gift card from Derrick Stroup. Francisco Ramos said he is qualified to be a golden ticket winner.

1. 41:52

   Episode #773

   Jun 22, 2026

   Bucket Pull

   Guests: Francisco Ramos, Derrick Stroup.

   Watch set at 41:52View episode #773
2. 35:44

   Episode #712

   Mar 24, 2025

   Bucket Pull

   A returning comedian from Kyle, Texas, who has been doing standup for nearly four years. He works at Chick-fil-A and was previously a sprinter in the Paralympics.

   Guests: Adam Ray, Rich Vos.

   Watch set at 35:44View episode #712
3. 49:28

   Episode #615

   Jun 26, 2023

   Bucket Pull

   A comedian from San Antonio who has been performing for two and a half years. He is a former Paralympic sprinter who won a bronze medal at the World Championships.

   Guests: Theo Von.

   Watch set at 49:28View episode #615

Career Arc

Daniel Velasquez first came through Kill Tony's bucket lineup on #615 (Jun 26, 2023) with guest Theo Von. He returned across 3 sets, most recently on #773 (Jun 22, 2026).

First pulled from the bucket in episode number 615.