KT #499

Jim Braglia told a story about a woman on a dating app who was afraid he might be a serial killer, while during the interview, he mentioned he is originally from Chicago and was a musician for several years. He also performed a brief acapella snippet of a post-punk song.

David Flores joked about his friends wanting him to get a girlfriend so they could all have sex with her. He discussed his interest in cuckolding and mentioned that he makes films. He also shared that he recently moved to the area and has been performing stand-up for three weeks.

Cooper Patterson performed a song on the ukulele about a mother yelling while giving birth. He revealed that he has hearing loss and uses a hybrid cochlear implant with Bluetooth technology. He also mentioned he is a student studying video production and works as a cashier at Walmart.

Patrick De Pari joked about a hair growth product commercial that attacked his father's hairline and mentioned his girlfriend finding his dildo. He also discussed his past experiences using the device in college, while during the interview, he admitted to using the dildo on himself.

Alo Mead joked about overhearing two teenagers at a mall discussing how possums are too ugly to mate without getting drunk. He mentioned that he drives a truck for work in Iowa, while during the interview, he engaged in a heated roasting exchange with guest Donnell Rawlings.

Noe Lopez joked about the awkwardness of his child catching him watching pornography. He shared that he works in a warehouse and has a nine-year-old child. He also disclosed that he has a felony for criminal mischief after kicking the headlight of an ex-girlfriend's truck.

Tim Warner joked about the pharmaceutical industry's use of the term "side effects" and the concept of reverse racism. He stated that he has been sober for 600 days and currently lives in his car. He also mentioned he hosts a podcast called Joker in the Rye.

Claudia Monica Clark joked about being a "headmaster" at a school for blowjobs and receiving resumes instead of dick pics as a recruiter. She mentioned she recently moved to Austin from Los Angeles. She also performed a vocal cover of Adele's "Someone Like You."

Andres Rodriguez joked about being bullied by a mentally challenged person in junior high and criticized the term "Latinx." He also sang a portion of a soul song during his interview. He mentioned he is a photographer and enjoys rock climbing and paddle boarding.

Michael Lehrer joked about his sexuality and the difficulties of dating while disabled. He discussed his use of cocaine and suggested that the drug should be made more accessible to people with disabilities through better packaging. He also mentioned he has ALS.

Donnell Rawlings joined the panel on Kill Tony #499 (Apr 5, 2021).