Will from Miami

32-year-old in an oversized Dolphins jersey, only his third time on a stage though he has signed up for the show six or seven times. Rambling set about a four-inch cockroach, Dubai chocolate and bisexual erasure that the panel found completely incoherent. Admitted on mic he was drunk on vodka with no food, that he only drinks on the Mondays he signs up, and that he is divorced and low on confidence; said his comedy education is Rodney Dangerfield and Don Rickles on Carson. Got a little joke book and a gentle push toward open mics.