Darien Terry

First bucket pull of the night and his first time ever doing stand-up anywhere -- he started on Kill Tony rather than at open mics. Originally from Kansas, now living in Austin, works in the corporate insurance world. A Black man with blonde hair; Timmy and Brad relentlessly riffed that his set about gay accusations was projection. Revealed he is a multiple-time IBJJF world champion (purple, brown, and black belt, earning the black belt in December) but cannot swim.