Cousin Maddie

First bucket pull of the night. Originally from Boston, now living in Austin, about one year into standup. Works two jobs: bouncing at the Dizzy Rooster on 6th Street and a day job at Spencer's. Set was a graphic colonoscopy story delivered in a heavy accent with extra sibilance, which became the whole interview - Tony and the panel riffed relentlessly on whether he sounded gay, and he threatened to spit on Tony if the impressions continued. Said his father was a state trooper who was hit by a Prius and died two years later; he is now sober and trains Muay Thai and Krav Maga.