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Kill Tony #3 (Jul 1, 2013) with panel guests Sarah Tiana and Dean Delray

KT #3

Released Jul 1, 20131h 35mThe Comedy Store, Los Angeles, CA14 comedians51K views
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Lineup

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    Scout Derwood18:59Bucket Pull

    Scout Derwood jokes about being a lesbian who has to march for marriage equality early in the morning, noting that gays are usually not signed up for anything before brunch unless it is softball practice. She describes a time she told her mother to stop telling her how to live her life after her mother shouted for her to go straight while driving, while during the interview, she mentions sleeping with men in Belize and Los Angeles, noting that L.A. men look like New York lesbians.

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    Jerron Horton25:49Bucket Pull

    Jerron Horton jokes about missing the overt racism of Georgia compared to the subtle racism in his current location. He discusses his German grandmother who immigrated to America and is racist but supportive, suggesting that Mexicans could get jobs if they pronounced the letter J. In the interview, he mentions he has been doing comedy for three years and discusses his light-skinned appearance.

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    Eric Oligny31:33Bucket Pull

    Eric Oligny jokes about the difficulty of taking dick pics, noting that he looks like a corpse in a morgue when laying in a tub for the photo. He also jokes about crying while watching a Viagra commercial where a man has a broken-down car in the desert. He mentions trying to use Instagram filters to make the image look more alive and notes that Android phones compress files that are too large.

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    Jonathan Tumblin38:41Bucket Pull

    Jonathan Tumblin jokes about moving in with a gay friend named Tristan because he assumes gay people are good at paying rent, he recounts his father's concern that the roommate might take advantage of him after a shower, to which he replied that his father should be more worried about him living with a rapist, the interview covers his roommate's drag queen persona and the importance of using specific details in storytelling.

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    Anthony Bublet47:45Bucket Pull

    Anthony Bublet tells a joke about buying ice cream from a man in East Hollywood and smashing it on his face, while during the interview, he admits to wearing the same clothes for two days and states he is not taking a shower until Friday, the panel and the Iron Patriot criticize his set for a lack of preparation and disrespecting the stage.

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    Timmy Day51:18Bucket Pull

    Timmy Day jokes about the Disney film 101 Dalmatians, questioning the biological possibility of a dog having that many puppies at once, the panel discusses the dark nature of the joke and suggests incorporating references to Bob Barker and pet neutering, he suggests that many of the puppies would likely be stillborn and that the mother dog would not want 101 puppies sucking on her for months.

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    Gabe Kellyan1:03:06Bucket Pull

    Gabe Kellyan performs a series of one-liners, including jokes about having sex with a girl who had been dead for a couple of hours and catching a friend with a man while jacking off on a ladder. He jokes about getting mercury poisoning from a Japanese woman and mistaking a short film festival for midget porn, he also mentions knocking out an old lady with a spinning backfist to steal a purse containing twelve dollars.

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    Kyle Henson1:09:40Bucket Pull

    Kyle Henson jokes about Mitt Romney finding out he lost the 2012 election from Maury Povich in a Manila folder, while during the interview, he mentions he has been doing comedy for several years and previously had a joke about Obama wanting change, the panel critiques the timeliness of the election joke and discusses his wrinkled shirt.

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    Amy Hawthorne1:15:38Bucket Pull

    Amy Hawthorne jokes about turning 34 and wearing an outfit from Kohl's that makes her look like a high school English teacher. She discusses the idea of women having visible erections, suggesting it would lead to lady boner corsets and make the Britney Spears paparazzi incident look like high fashion. The panel suggests she make her jokes about physical aging more specific and discusses the concept of a lady boner.

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    Taylor Dean1:23:06Bucket Pull

    He attempts a surfer impression of Robert De Niro and discusses his intention to be ironically funny by telling a bad joke. The panel questions his commitment to comedy and advises him not to do impressions that are commonly performed by others, taylor Dean tells a single one-liner about using carbon dating for candles on an old person's birthday cake.

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    Sara Mostajabi1:29:00Regular

    Sara Mostajabi jokes about her experience as a woman at the E3 gaming convention, describing it as a place full of men who are terrified of breasts. She categorizes the men there into three types: those mortified by women, those who go in for unwanted hugs, and late-blooming bros who are experts at Madden or FIFA, the panel advises her to slow down her delivery and use more specific snack references than popcorn.

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    Maddie ChumboBucket Pull

    He also discussed his preference for rap music and shared his thoughts on Kanye West's lyrics about croissants. Matty Chumbo performed a stand-up set about being single and getting rejected by a woman who had only seen his Facebook profile picture, while during the interview, he mentioned he had been doing comedy for two and a half years since moving from Connecticut and revealed he had been fired from his job as an architect via telephone only an hour before the show.

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    Sarah TianaGuest

    Sarah Tiana joined the panel on Kill Tony #3 (Jul 1, 2013).

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    Dean DelrayGuest

    Dean Delray joined the panel on Kill Tony #3 (Jul 1, 2013).