KT #2

Brody Stevens joined the panel on Kill Tony #2 (Jun 21, 2013).

Doug Fager jokes about treating his body poorly and drinking too much, comparing his body to Temple Grandin, he also discusses the cycle of happy hour turning into a forgotten week, he describes a costly cab ride from Burbank to Hollywood that felt more expensive than a DUI and bail.

Aaron Marsh discusses the confusion of using baseball analogies for dating as a child, noting that he thought he needed a friend to reach first base so he could move to second. He suggests football is a better analogy for dating, involving reading the defense and checking slots, while during the interview, he admits he got nervous and tried to rush through his story.

Jerron Horton jokes about how Black History Month is the shortest month, while sharks never complain about only having one week. He claims that people hate the game Monopoly because it requires buying things that appreciate in value rather than Escalades or sneakers. He also shares a story about getting shot and immediately thinking he could become a rapper.

I recently had sex with a 24-year-old lady. Yeah, it was awesome, and it was all thanks to cannabis. I once made out with a 70 year old once. But in my defense, I was high on ecstasy, he looks like a guy long hair kind of like a Tommy Chong vibe.

Nick Bouvier expresses his dislike for the phrase "it's the thought that counts," calling it a lazy way to be a negligent friend. He notes that receiving a pair of socks for Christmas proves the giver does not think much of him. In the interview, he mentions he has only been doing stand-up for a couple of months and swears frequently in real life.

Lil Bro jokes about making 20,000 dollars in three weeks by kidnapping dogs in Beverly Hills and waiting for rewards, he explains the necessity of using a black town car from 2009 or newer to avoid being pulled over by police. He also mentions wearing a hoodie because he is cold and a cap because he is going bald.

David Neeker jokes about wanting the Supreme Court to legalize marriage for him because his love interest will not reply to his emails. The panel debates whether his Midas touch joke is a common street joke or his own original writing, he describes his dating life as having the Midas touch, where every woman he touches puts on the brakes.

Nina B, a performer with an English accent, discusses her confusion regarding homeless men who have masturbated in front of her in Los Angeles. She recounts an instance where she mistook a man's actions for a seizure and another where a man was polite after she gave him five dollars, while during the interview, she mentions she is a tagger who spray paints and once broke her leg falling off a stage.

Tom Connors, a former Marine, jokes about moving out of his grandmother's house and watching Christian Mingle commercials because he has not enjoyed pornography in a year, he also mentions family-friendly sex products and anal beads, the panel compares his appearance to Ed Helms and the character Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket.

David Dorward jokes about being told he looks like he performs in solo masturbation scenes in porn. He also tells a joke about a man disrespectfully telling a woman to make him a sandwich, only for her to reveal she works at Subway. The panel discusses whether the masturbation comment was a joke stolen from Brody Stevens or a remark made by a Comedy Store employee.

Elise Martin, a teacher in downtown Los Angeles, jokes about waiting for her parents to die so she can afford a home. She also jokes that cancer walks are too competitive because no one has breasts. She mentions that Amelia Earhart was the first woman to prove that women should not drive.

Bianca Yates jokes about dating a white man who acted like he was black and constantly called her "Boo," which she pretended to be scared of, she also discusses the reality of being single, which involves eating cheese alone and crying, while during the interview, she mentions she is originally from Montreal and speaks French.

Matt Segan jokes about his depression and the confusing names of antidepressants like Abilify and Lexapro, comparing them to Harry Potter spells. The panel notes his confidence and discusses the commonality of jokes about medication names. He questions why wizards use magic to fix glasses instead of using a spell for 20/20 vision, suggesting the spell would be called "LASIK."

Sara Mostajabi jokes about ending a three-year relationship and compares starting a new one to a Capri Sun, where there are three minutes of deliciousness before it becomes trash. She also jokes about accidentally cutting herself and making progress, while during the interview, she mentions she is Persian and describes her hair as being styled like a character from Final Fantasy XIII.

Tony called the name Adelston Fitzgerald, then said the stamp was a lie; nobody came to the stage to perform.