Parker Searfoss

Originally from Dallas, Texas, he has been living in LA for one year and has done comedy for four years. His set focused on the mathematical theory of Southern niceness versus racism. This led to a segment where the Iron Patriot made several accidentally racist remarks.

He performs a bit about how baseball pitchers are likely gay because they spend the whole game staring at the catcher's crotch. The panel encourages him to lean further into the physical comedy and specific baseball terminology.