Jay Light

A swimming teacher who has been doing stand-up for about 5 years. He did a set about a 2-year-old student who pooped in the pool after a near-death experience. The panel praised his confidence but suggested his writing needs to be sharper.

A recent college graduate who works as a freelance academic writer doing homework for rich students. The panel finds his premise original but advises him to focus on the class conflict between him and his wealthy clients.