Michael Schirtzer

He has been doing comedy for just under a year and previously worked in politics managing city council campaigns. He mentions working for Jimmy Dore and claims to be on a show with Ari Shaffir later that week.

Home city not mentioned, but he has been performing for at least three weeks as he was pulled first three times in a row. He told jokes about Afghanistan and ISIS, and shared a story about Matthew McConaughey knocking on his friend's trailer door in Malibu. Tony noted he looks like a school shooter or an Orthodox Jew in regular clothes.

Born in New York and raised in Los Angeles, he has been doing comedy for seven months. He works in politics in the Valley and focuses on political one-liners. Tony and the guests roast him for looking like a 'nerdy school shooter'.

From Los Angeles, he has been doing comedy for seven months. He previously worked in politics and has a blue belt in Jiu-Jitsu.