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Kill Tony #713 (Mar 31, 2025) with panel guests Sam Tallent and Ian Edwards

KT #713

Released Mar 31, 20252h 22mComedy Mothership, Austin, TX13 comedians2.7M views
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Lineup

  1. 1
    Jack Shaw7:23Golden Ticket

    A regular golden ticket winner who discussed his recent acting auditions for 'autistic' roles. He joked about wanting to be a Jewish Jedi in Star Wars. He mentioned having an Iranian comedy manager and a Jewish acting manager.

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    JJ Liberman14:21Bucket Pull

    He discussed his viral Instagram videos involving sex machines and his specific lactation fetish. Originally from Toronto, he has been doing comedy for 13 years and recently moved to Austin from New York. He also mentioned being a professional poker player who competed in the World Series of Poker.

  3. 3
    Philip Garcia29:13Bucket Pull

    He talked about his man-on-the-street interviews and a viral clip involving 'Buffet Girl', an Austin-based comedian and employee at the Sunset Strip Comedy Club. He shared a story about getting a DUI in Wisconsin while wearing cowboy boots.

  4. 4
    Annie Teicher35:58Bucket Pull

    Originally from Indiana, she joked about shopping at Ross and drawing on her eyebrows. A golf professional at Spanish Oaks in Bee Cave who has only been doing stand-up for six weeks. Tony labeled her the 'whitest white woman' he had ever met.

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    Kansei Yasuda49:50Golden Ticket

    He discussed his father's nail salon in Tokyo and his mother's job 'controlling vegetables' at a supermarket. He joked about his girlfriend not letting him perform oral sex on her. A Japanese comedian living in Canada who recently won a golden ticket.

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    Jimmy Moynihan1:02:56Bucket Pull

    A comedian for six and a half years who moved from New York to Orlando for rehab. He shared a dark, detailed story about a recent relapse involving Adderall, mushrooms, and a gun following a breakup. He mentioned he was dog-sitting at the time and forgot to feed the dog.

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    Mike Eaton1:16:33Bucket Pull

    A returning comedian who previously received an ice cream sponsorship and a CPAP machine from fans of the show. He claimed to be taking 'street Ozempic' from the dark web and lost 50 pounds. He shared a graphic story about a date reacting poorly to his 'toxic sludge' ejaculate.

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    Kam Patterson1:25:55Regular

    He discussed his recent success allowing him to buy 'Sherman' (Charmin) toilet paper and drink tea. Performed a St. Patrick's Day themed set, he admitted to still stealing towels and toilet paper from Airbnbs.

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    Cam G1:32:52Bucket Pull

    A disabled Navy veteran and former bartender from Fort Worth with nine months in comedy. He was very nervous during the interview and eventually revealed that his ex-girlfriend transitioned into his ex-boyfriend. He also mentioned being a high-average bowler.

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    Oncar Singh1:44:06Bucket Pull

    He joked about the high cost of dating and his 'uncut gem', a Punjabi Sikh aeronautics engineer based in Houston with two years in comedy. He shared a story about a one-night stand with a black woman he met at a comedy show.

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    Ehsan Ahmad1:53:07Bucket Pull

    A Bangladeshi Muslim comedian who recently moved from LA to Austin and frequently opens for Tony. He performed a set about the fears of flying as a Muslim and mentioned his father is an aerospace engineer at NASA, he co-hosts 'The Solid Show' podcast.

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    Nino?1:59:48Bucket Pull

    He told a controversial story about accidentally setting a homeless man on fire with fireworks when he was 15 in Santa Ana. Tony joked that he was the first person to be 'deported' from the show, an Austin-based grocery delivery driver with three years in comedy.

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    Ari Matti2:06:12Regular

    He discussed his history with guest Sam Tallent in Estonia and shared a long story about accidentally staying at a gay hotel in St. Petersburg, Florida, the Estonian regular who filled in for William Montgomery. He wore a green shirt by accident, unaware it was St. Patrick's Day.