
KT #7
Lineup
- 11David Taylor15:37Guest
David Taylor joined the panel on Kill Tony #7 (Aug 1, 2013).
- 1Russ Guton23:37Bucket Pull
Russ Guton mentions he is a Jew and discusses his Italian wife and their son. He jokes about sexy Australian actors taking jobs from American actors by using fake accents to play doctors, lawyers, and cops, while during the interview, he discusses the depressing nature of parents bringing babies to auditions and does impressions of the Iron Patriot.
- 2Joshua Meyrowitz28:52Bucket Pull
Joshua Meyerowitz discusses having Asperger's and experiencing anxiety attacks, including one triggered by someone criticizing the movie Demolition Man, he shows his torso to the crowd, comparing his midsection to a sad ghost and the Elephant Man. In the interview, he admits to once trying to use a fake pussy in a bathroom but being unable to get hard.
- 3David Biddick36:57Bucket Pull
David Biddick jokes about a college newspaper headline regarding a masturbator who zipped away after being caught outside sororities, he describes the man running to his car with his pants at his ankles and imagines a CSI team identifying him by the scent of asparagus and garlic, he concludes by stating he switched to masturbating to Facebook so he would not be caught.
- 4Sean Leary49:15Bucket Pull
Sean Leary jokes about his fear of swimming into a shark's mouth because he cannot see underwater without goggles. He describes a smart shark setting up shop and waiting for him to swim inside while his eyes are closed, while during the interview, he mentions he is 21 years old and studies TV and radio at Ithaca College.
- 5Crystal Oates55:12Bucket Pull
Crystal Oates discusses dating a Jewish man and learning that female rabbis exist. She jokes that her boyfriend broke up with a rabbi because she had a large bush, so now Crystal refers to her own pubic hair as her rabbi. In the interview, she mentions she has been doing stand-up for over four years and once used a Jewish lawyer for a car accident case.
- 6Jerron Horton1:00:55Bucket Pull
Jerron Horton jokes about God taking people like Martin Luther King and Malcolm X for a heaven versus hell basketball game, while during the interview, he discusses his light-skinned appearance and his opinion that performing oral sex on women is like cheating to get laid, he lists Hitler, Osama bin Laden, and the late actor from Glee as the opposing team's big three.
- 7Josh Martin1:06:35Bucket Pull
Josh Martin jokes about his nephew and compares himself to his sister's ex-husband, who ran away after realizing he made a mistake. The panel discusses his speech impediment and his ability to make unique vocal noises during his performance. He describes the feeling of a father holding a baby and deciding to run as far as possible.
- 8Trace Stewart1:11:36Bucket Pull
Trace Stewart jokes about seeing a billboard for dog plastic surgery and meeting a woman on a bus who refused to give him her number because he rides the bus. He argues that since they were both on the bus, they were both losing in life. The panel notes his reputation as a Comedy Store employee who has hooked up with approximately 75 women.
- 9Sara Mostajabi1:19:51Regular
Sara Mostajabi jokes about her Persian last name and her father appearing in a white BMW to choke people with a gold chain. She mentions that her father is an engineer and her uncles own a liquor store and a tobacco shop, while during the interview, she becomes offended when a guest suggests she should use a Persian accent in her act.
- 10Kim Congdon1:26:08Regular
Kim Congdon jokes about her mother running a home daycare and a young girl named Kanesha who refused to nap because her father said people sleep when they die. She also jokes about post-birth abortion being legal in Florida. In the interview, she mentions she has performed stand-up six times and recently hosted a show at Hooters.