KT #5

Sarah is placed on probation after missing her scheduled spot the previous week. She argues with the hosts about her outfit, which is described as looking like she is from the Echo Park of the North Pole, she explains that she missed her set because her parking meter expired.

Kimberly Condon discusses her first time ever doing stand-up earlier that night, noting that the microphone wire fell out during her set. She mentions telling a joke about her father touching her, though she clarifies during the interview that he did not actually do so.

Ryan Dowd performs a set featuring dark humor, including a joke about the phrase killing with kindness and another about St. Joseph and the Virgin Mary, the hosts comment on his creepy vibe and Dahmer energy, advising him to commit more fully to his dark material.

Michael Benson jokes about his handicap, noting that his left hand is twice as strong as his right due to cerebral palsy. He describes himself as looking like a coked-out Matthew Broderick and jokes about offering compassion and hand jobs to friends in need.

He describes his insults toward them, including a joke comparing their BMI to a bowling score. Kyle Henson recounts a story about dealing with four attractive but distracting Hollywood girls who were taking pictures of their nails during his set.

Paul Alia describes himself as a Catholic Arab from Iraq and tells a joke about a pickpocketed midget. He recounts his father's disapproval of his comedy career, claiming his father told him that an Arab going to LA to do comedy is the joke itself.

Sam Tripoli joined the panel on Kill Tony #5 (Jul 18, 2013).

Kyle Shore performs a joke about Noah's Ark, suggesting that dinosaurs went extinct because they were not on the bouncer's list to board the boat. The hosts critique the set for sucking the energy out of the room and discuss the difficulty of doing religious material.

Jason Bogart jokes about living next door to Will Smith in Calabasas and his fear of Scientologists, he describes a scenario where a Scientologist might put an alien in his car and Hancock might fly in to give him a copy of Dianetics.

Kenneth Lyon tells a brief joke about yelling at David Guetta to get out of a rave, the hosts comment on his Asian identity and his habit of skateboarding, urging him to find a talent agent.

Jonathan Tumblin jokes about being a math tutor for a 13-year-old boy who is addicted to Minecraft, he concludes the joke by stating he advised the teenager to stop playing the game and discover himself by playing with his own anatomy.

Maddie Chimebore jokes about hooking up with a girl smarter than him who made a reference to the Seventh Amendment, while during the interview, he discusses his history of dating and his willingness to pursue less attractive women during sexual droughts.

Zane Helberg performs a self-deprecating set about gaining weight with his girlfriend, he describes a specific incident in the shower where they rubbed their bellies together and she motorboated him.

Jem tells a joke about living in his car in Beverly Hills and being insulted by a man who called it a clown car, in the interview, he reveals he served 35 months in a British prison for possession of Molly and heroin.

Hanok jokes about the statistics of finding a soulmate versus being abused through online dating, he describes his unsuccessful attempts to message a tall woman on Match.com by complimenting her legs and asking how tall she would be in high heels.