KT #40

Beauregard Murphy joked about walking his dog to prove his girlfriend wrong about him not going outside enough, only to get freaked out by the light and run home with his shirt over his head, while during the interview, he discussed his extensive knowledge of moles and his past experience playing black metal music in Norway while covered in blood. He also demonstrated a demonic singing voice and mentioned that he carries knee pads because he rides a motorcycle.

He also discussed a gym teacher from his youth nicknamed Fill Me Up Phillips who was eventually caught for molesting students. Austin Train performed a set about the anti-bullying movement, suggesting that instead of immediate retaliation, one should work hard, graduate, and then shoot up their high school reunion. In the interview, he mentioned he has been doing stand-up for three years and has worked at the venue for one year.

Cameron Dyson joked about being called a Triscuit by a Black man, which he viewed as moving up the cracker hierarchy. He also commented on the absurdity of 30-minute infomercials for ADD medication and shared a story about breaking up with a woman who was bad at role-playing, the interview turned into a lengthy debate about the quality and price of various crackers, including Triscuits, Ritz, and Wheat Thins.

Brian Street Team shared a story about getting drunk on his wife's birthday and accidentally urinating on her dresser in the middle of the night, while during the interview, he revealed that he works as an asset manager by day but has a background in the porn industry, where he once put his foot in a performer's butthole. He explained that his stage name originated from his time working on a porn street team.

Randy Varba joked about the U.S. men's national soccer team's German coach and made a comparison between illegal pit bulls in Denver and illegal immigrants in restaurant kitchens. In the interview, he discussed his Filipino heritage and mentioned that his father immigrated to San Diego in the 1970s, he received advice from the hosts to abandon his joke about Jewish people in showers and to expand on the pit bull premise instead.

Dan Harumi joked about how shaving feels like playing a losing scratchy lotto ticket with his face and mentioned carrying scratchers to make life decisions, like whether to pay for guacamole. He also joked about keeping a scratcher with a box of condoms to see if he can afford a pregnancy, while during the interview, he stated he has been doing stand-up for a year, performing seven or eight times a week while working in retail.

The hosts critiqued her use of the voice, suggesting it was unnecessary and that she needed a stronger payoff for the joke. Kim Congdon performed a bit about girls in her poor hometown stealing earrings and using pencil erasers as the backs, she used a specific voice to portray a friend named Kenasia who bragged about wearing genuine cubic zirconias.

Sarah Weinstock joked about the hassle of replacing light bulbs, claiming she would rather sit in darkness than risk carpal tunnel from unscrewing them. In the interview, the hosts discussed the realism of her carpal tunnel fear and shared their own stories of living without proper kitchen lighting for years. She described the confusion of shopping for different wattages and types of light at Lowe's.

Billy Bonell joined the panel on Kill Tony #40 (Mar 10, 2014).

Jeremiah Watkins joined the panel on Kill Tony #40 (Mar 10, 2014).