KT #396

Zach Rippey joked about his wife's animated singing at church and compared his own awkwardness to waiting for DNA results on Jerry Springer, while during the interview, he discussed his ex-wife joining the military and marrying a woman. He mentioned he has been doing stand-up for two and a half years and works as a part-time waiter.

Nikki identified as a bisexual man and joked that pussy is overrated because it costs too much money and time. He discussed living in Texas for nine years and meeting his partner of nine months at a Gay Ski Week in Aspen. He also mentioned that his partner owns the spin studio where he likes to practice indoor cycling.

Matt McElhoney joked about his 23andMe results showing he is 0.8% Nigerian and shared a story about a friend mastering an inward heel flip. He stated he receives disability money from the Army and previously worked as an air traffic controller and radio programmer in Afghanistan and Korea. He also mentioned he is technically still married to a woman who recently had a child with someone else.

Jaren joked about the difficulties of being an adult who pisses the bed while drunk and shared a story about a Chinese food delivery lady who bowed to him after receiving a thirty dollar payment. He also discussed his habit of smoking pot throughout the day, including in a stairwell at his office. He mentioned he is a sales manager for a credit card processing company and has been doing the job for seven years.

Philip Garcia joked about kidnapping being a poor people problem and seeing old veterans with Asian women. He shared that he is a 23 year old waiter with two years and recently had a colonoscopy due to health issues in comedy. He also mentioned having a girlfriend in New York and plans to move there in six months.

Jorge Cortez joked about selling explicit photos and videos to gay men on Instagram to pay his bills. He discussed rupturing his Achilles tendon and being on probation after panicking and eating a gram of weed during a police stop. He also mentioned he is from El Paso, has been doing stand-up for six years, and enjoys gardening as a hobby.

Caitlin Hassenauer joked about her son's income based preschool having a career day and using it as a scare tactic for the children. She also discussed being in a car accident where she was rear ended and receiving medical payments from the other driver's insurance. She shared that she is a single mother who recently broke up with her rapper boyfriend because he wanted to have a child.

Colt performed a stand-up set featuring puns about mummies and tennis rackets, followed by a joke regarding the word vinegar, while during the interview, the Taekwondo instructor attempted a triple kick to knock a water bottle off Jeremiah Watkins' head but accidentally kicked Watkins in the head instead. Colt wore a red hat with the brim up that read "take it easy" and used fake note cards made from sticker machine dispensers.

Sean Brown, introduced as John Brown, joked about being raised by a stepdad and his mother marrying a second man. He revealed he is an Air Force veteran who receives disability from the VA and recently quit his job as a hotel maintenance man, while during the interview, he disclosed that he has skin cancer on his penis and is awaiting a medical consultation.

Daniel Gill joked about his dishwasher acting like a nagging wife and his heritage explaining a love for women with body hair. He shared that he is a stay at home dad with three children and previously worked as a poker dealer for eleven years. He also described being kicked in the head by a pony when he was 18 months old, which he attributed to parental neglect.