KT #176

The hosts thanked Bradlys Philoctete for his confidence despite not hearing his jokes. They mentioned his Twitter handle and joked about his supposed lifestyle of finding cocaine and watching adult films.

Nicole Buchanan joked about her grandfather lying to her about owning the moon and the social perceptions of eating brownies based on body weight. She mentioned her job search for a medical administrative assistant position and her father's work as a distributor for Pepperidge Farm.

Dan Nolan talked about his past addiction and shoplifting Rosetta Stone software from Target to fund a heroin habit. He recalled meeting buyers in sketchy parking lots and shared details about his recovery process. He also mentioned his history of using drugs in hotel and restaurant bathrooms.

Dicey joked about the scent of fabric softener on Mexican people and parodied Everest College commercials, she expressed her anger toward the police and the justice system, which led to a debate with the hosts about accountability and channeling her passion into her comedy.

Andrew Clements joked about Tiger Woods returning to golf and suggested the athlete should open a line of sex products. He talked about his past job selling AstroTurf in malls and claimed he was physically unable to get brain freeze regardless of how fast he drank cold beverages.

The hosts praised his performance and joked about sharing clothes with him, matthew Maloney used a dramatic character voice to describe a post apocalyptic scenario involving a blind man and an Applebee's slogan.

Regular performer. She performed a minute expressing her intense hatred for onions and their effect on physical intimacy.

She joked about her acne, graphic tees, and working in a restaurant, recently turned 21, tony praised her for her rapid growth in the comedy scene.