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Kill Tony #10 (Aug 21, 2013) with panel guests Sam Tripoli and Ari Shaffir

KT #10

Released Aug 21, 20131h 36mThe Comedy Store, Los Angeles, CA15 comedians16K views
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Lineup

  1. 15
    Sam Tripoli4:09Guest

    Sam Tripoli joined the panel on Kill Tony #10 (Aug 21, 2013).

  2. 1
    Abby Roberts14:12Bucket Pull

    Abby Roberge jokes about being broke and scamming Chipotle by finishing a burrito in the nine seconds it takes for a credit card to be declined. He also discusses his philosophy that a clean-cut white guy can do whatever he wants as long as he is good at apologizing.

  3. 2
    Sean Dunn20:53Bucket Pull

    Sean Dunn tells a story about his father, a doctor, who accidentally nicked his finger with a scalpel while operating on an HIV-positive patient and immediately cut out the affected flesh, while during his interview, he shares a second story about accidentally exposing himself to a busboy in an alley in Egypt while looking for a place to urinate.

  4. 3
    Justin Blake29:55Bucket Pull

    Justin Blake jokes about wanting a child for motivation, noting he would only visit the kid once a month. He explains that since he and his father both grew up without fathers, he refuses to let his child be the first in the family to have one.

  5. 4
    Brian Moreno36:41Bucket Pull

    Brian Moreno jokes about his homophobic friends' reactions to his gay brother and his own support for marriage equality, hoping his brother might lose half his wealth in a divorce. In his interview, he recalls realizing his brother was gay because of his infatuation with Tyra Banks and America's Next Top Model.

  6. 5
    Luke Schwartz41:27Bucket Pull

    Luke Schwartz jokes about only flossing his teeth when he is filled with self-loathing so he can feel he deserves to bleed from the mouth, he also questions the logic of people using the current year as a reason to not be homophobic, comparing it to the lack of such logic regarding slavery in the 1800s.

  7. 6
    Kyle Everett47:26Bucket Pull

    Kyle Everett jokes about his search for a therapist and his sudden willingness to see a male therapist after hearing the name Yufe de la Torre, he contrasts this with a female therapist named Sarah Rasmussen, whom he dismisses as a boring bookworm.

  8. 7
    Julia Jasunas52:23Bucket Pull

    Julia Jasunas jokes about her job as a nanny being the best form of birth control, specifically mentioning a three-year-old with a short attention span. She also shares a fact she found online claiming that the nose contains erectile tissue that causes it to have a boner when congested.

  9. 8
    Jonathan Tumblin58:18Bucket Pull

    Jonathan Tumblin discusses his paranoia regarding government conspiracies and his time in the military, he mentions getting paranoid when smoking weed and admits to being high during his set.

  10. 10
    Tyler Meznarich1:05:39Bucket Pull

    Tyler Meznarich jokes about his religious feminist mother who believes the Bible is pro-woman despite its rules about men not sitting in chairs used by menstruating women, he describes this biblical rule as the ultimate seat saver.

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    Josh Meyerowitz1:09:09Bucket Pull

    Josh Meyerowitz jokes about his first time shooting guns with his brother, comparing the experience to losing his virginity to a prostitute, while during the interview, he discusses his Asperger's and his habit of watching the movie Demolition Man at least 20 times.

  12. 12
    Tommy Lee1:16:18Bucket Pull

    Tommy Lee jokes about the contradictory qualities women look for in men, such as wanting a gentleman bad boy who went to Harvard but also robs banks. He specifically mentions a girl who claimed she wanted a man who was not afraid to hit her but would not actually do it.

  13. 13
    Sara Mostajabi1:22:55Regular

    During the interview, she wore zombie Sailor Moon leggings and discussed her tendency to look down or cover her face with her hair while performing. Sara Mostajabi, who identified as Persian, performed a set about accidentally running herself over with her mother's car while at a hospital. She described how the vehicle slipped into reverse and pinned her against a wall, resulting in a broken sacrum.

  14. 14
    Kim Congdon1:30:11Regular

    Kim Congdon jokes about her spoiled ex-boyfriend who wanted a one hundred dollar face shaver while she still scrapes deodorant out of the plastic container, she also mentions owing a large amount of money to Verizon.

  15. 9
    Eric OlignyBucket Pull

    Eric Oligny jokes about watching hours of infomercials as a bored child and jerking off to scrambled porn on cable television. He mentions the frustration of waiting for a clear image only to realize he was looking at Dustin Hoffman in the movie Tootsie.