John Platt

A returning performer who works for his father's house painting business. He previously gained notoriety on the show for being a virgin and receiving multiple kisses on stage. He updated the host on losing his virginity since his last appearance.

A 25-year-old house painter who has been working with his father for seven years. This was his first time doing stand-up; he is a self-admitted nerd who collects boxing DVDs and received his first kiss on stage from audience volunteers.