Vasquez

Introduced by Tony as a one-word name, no first name given. First time doing stand-up; the minute was a rambling grievance about a man in Harley leathers drinking a Frappuccino in front of him, plus a one-liner that old people look like fish. Claimed to be a 'brand ambassador for multi-million dollar companies,' which the interview revealed means handing out samples at Costco. Has one non-working eye from a finger poke during an unsanctioned boxing fight in El Paso about four years ago. Got a medium-sized joke book.