Dylan Jarboe

A comedian of 9 years who moved from Jacksonville to Austin 4 years ago. He works in IT from home and claimed to foster dogs, though he admitted to only having one puppy for a single day. The panel mocked his extremely dry personality and lack of hobbies.

An IT professional who has been doing comedy for eight years and previously appeared on the show to discuss his OCD. He noted he has lost 30 pounds since his last appearance and was invited to the Secret Show.

Originally from Jacksonville, Florida, he has been in Texas since January and has done comedy for five and a half years. He is a returning performer who previously kissed two strippers on the show. He currently plays in an adult softball league.

Originally from Jacksonville, Florida, he had been living in Austin for five months at the time of recording. He has been doing stand-up for five years and grows mushrooms in his closet. He received a stage kiss from a regular show character, Kaylee the stripper.