Brock White Lions

Kill Tony debut from Lafayette, Louisiana; two and a half to three years in comedy. Works offshore in the oil field on 14-days-on/7-days-off hitches, which sparked a long offshore/onshore runner with Joe DeRosa. Married to Cosmo Elizabeth, whose name is tattooed on his arm in Wu-Tang font. Set was tips for getting a hot wife, including the women's shelter 'adopt don't shop' punchline. Admitted to past jail time for DUIs and drug possession, a failed burglary of a teacher's $1,000 pillows, and a pending Lake Charles DUI where he threw his drink around the car when pulled over for not signaling. Drove in with Aaron Heltz.