Luke Stam

Dark, aggressive set about carrying a condom and a vein-in-the-tooth-gap bit that ran over time. 29 years old, six years in standup, and about to hit two years sober after heavy cocaine and alcohol use; said he has looked the same since 18 and drove drunk daily for six years without being caught. Lives alone in a studio apartment with cement floors where he keeps breaking hot sauce bottles, hangs framed Goodwill photos of strangers and invents backstories for them, and runs his own mobile car-cleaning business after being fired from every job. Already had a big joke book.