John Beal

A comedian who works at a restaurant and lives with two roommates. He shared stories about falling eight feet into an open sewer in Austin and being attacked by a pelican at SeaWorld as a child. He underwent a breathalyzer test on stage, recording a 0.03.

A waiter who has lived in Texas for 25 years but is originally from Baltimore. He has been doing comedy for a year and shared erratic stories about his past jobs and witnessing an injury.